Yessir, there they are. The Ugly and The Moron. My two least favorite Backstreet Boys. So, why do I hold these two "heartthrobs" in such low esteem? For starters, I don't really hate them. As much as I may scream "I HATE NICK CARTER!!", I don't really mean it. I mean, geez, both of them are about as famous as I'd like to be. I just have a few, TINY little problems. For instance...
Does anybody else watch Step by Step? You know the hairdresser guy, Franc? Well, check this out:
Does that resemblance FRIGHTEN ANYONE ELSE?? The first time I saw Howie, i was like "HEY! BALKI from PERFECT STRANGERS!!!" EWWWWWWWWWW!
Okay, on to Nick. Yeah, he's been known to be kind of a cutie, I'll admit. But, he's a complete moron. I'm serious. Case in point, TWIST magazine:August 199 issue. There's a cute little BSB Pop Quiz, where they ask each boy question about another boy. Brian and Nick, Frick and Frack, supossedly best friends, right? Well, Brian got 6 out of 8 questions about Nick correct. How well did Nick know Brian? NOT AT ALL! He didn't even remember his BIRTHDAY!?!? What a moron. Glad he's not my best friend.
Brian: "Next time, remember my birthday, or I'll beat you with my microphone!!!!!"
Nick: "Who are you anyway?"
Brian: "AHHHHHHH!"