AJ! WE LOVE YOU!

Johnny Suede...ain't he scrumptious?

Okay, I suck. Sammi just pointed it out that we missed dear AJ's birthday. So, January 9, huh? What a great day! The day the earth was blessed with AJ. Sorry we forgot you, man. Here's your BELATED Top Ten List.

AJ'S Top Ten Birthday Gifts

10.A carton of American Spirits...for his secret smokin' addiction.

9. BEEFCAKE Weight Gain 2000....get some meat on those bones.

8. Another Leopard print jacket. One can never have too many of those.

7. A Home Tattoo kit..since sometimes it's just to hard to find time to go to the parlor.

6. Some of Joey's left over red hair dye....just a touch-up, man.

5. A Mach Three razor...to keep that goatee looking my-tee-fine.

4. Some new wifebeaters....they always come in handy.

3. More fun and exciting cowboy hats..since he seems to be one of few that can pull that look off.

2. A Hot Topic gift certificate. Hot Topic: For All your Bondage jewelry needs.

1. ALL OF OUR LOVE AND REGRETS!! We'll never forget you again, AJ!!!

Humor in all it's past glory.

Home, monkey, and I mean NOW!