Scott only has one leg. Hehe..that's funny!
Scott only has one leg. Hehe..that's funny!
Anyway, our first stop was the Grand Canyon! It was a (adjective) day to be in Arizona! As we were setting up our campsite, I saw (fave male musician) of (fave music group)! Can you believe it? He and his (adjective) groupmates were camping right next to us. I nearly (past tense verb)! He was sooo (adjective). He asked if I wanted to go white-water rafting with the guys, and, being such a (adjective) girl, of course, I said "Yes!" We had such a (adjective) time at the river that (same male musician) asked me if I wanted to go (verb) the canyon with him. It was (adjective)! We spent the day (verb)ing, and at night, we watched the (plural noun) in the great, open sky. Right when he broke into a funny version of (dumb song title), I knew we'd be friends forever.
After my new bud and I said our good-byes and exchanged phone numbers, my family and I (past tense verb) to the ancient pyramids of Egypt. Yes! It took a long time to get there, but it was worth it. I rode a (adjective) camel named (cartoon character) and walked (adverb) through the desert. But -- talk about weirdness! Inside one of the pyramids, they were filming an episode of (fave TV show)! I quietly snuck inside and watched (adverb) as (TV actor) and (TV actress) recited their (adjective) lines. I was so (past tense verb) by the whole experience. It was just the two of them, the (adjective) camera crew, the (adjective) director and I in this ancient place. When the director got a glimpse of me, he asked if I wouldn't mind (verb ending in "ing") around a mummy's tomb like a (animal) in the background. "Like, (sound effect)," I said. "Of course, I'll do it!" Talk about a Kodak moment! Now I'm in an episode of (same TV show)! How (adjective) is that?
Our next stop was the Great Wall of China. It took us (number) days to get there because (same family member) insisted we go by (mode of transportation). When we got there, we were (adjective) and our clothes smelled like (least favorite food). Don't ask. But, we were feeling (adjective) and decided to spend the day climbing the bajillion steps all the way up the Wall. It was so (adjective)! I was getting really (adjective), when all of a sudden I slipped and bumped into (famous actress)! I immediately recognized her because I had seen (this actress's latest screen appearence) (number) times. She is really beautiful, although at first I didn't recognize her in that (adjective) (article of clothing). But hey, who am I to critique? After all, I was really smelly, remember? She told me her shoes were killing her, so I (past tense verb) into my backpack, grabbed my favorite (color) sneakers and gave them to her. She was so grateful that she (past tense verb) them and said "(funny phrase)"
After China, we flew over to India to see the Taj Mahal, a marble mausoleum in the city of Agra. (It's, like, another wonder of the world, (same family member) tells me.) Anyway, it was pretty (adjective), but something sorta bad happened when we had lunch at an (adjective) restaurant across the street. My entire family got really sick -- so sick that we had to (verb) and cut our trip short to see Dr. Feelwell, our family doctor.
The doc told us we all had to rest awhile, drink (least fave drink) and eat plenty of (fave food). Since I knew I'd get bored lounging at home after traveling around the world, I decided to rent a movie at the video store down the street from my house. As I was checking out my all-time fave movie, (favorite movie), guess who was standing in line behind me? It was (babeliest actor in the world)! It was so amazing! His smile was so (adjective) that my knees trembled, I got pale, and then -- this is the best part -- I fainted in his (adjective) arms! Before I knew it, he was giving me mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. When I woke up, I was looking straight into his (adjective) eyes. That's when it hit me: He is it! (same babely actor) is the greatest wonder of the world!
Mesmerized, I stood up, straightened my clothes and said, "(a silly expression)" He leaned over and said "(a romantic expression)" and then kissed me on the cheek. I couldn't believe what was happening. I had to (verb) myself to see if it was real or a side effect of the medicine Dr. Feelwell had given me. But, I was wide awake! It was all real. Finally, after getting into his (color) (make of car), he rolled down his window and (past tense verb). You know something? At that moment, I felt pretty wonderful, too.