Kid Rock and Britney BRING IT ON!

(She's in disguise....and it's the only picture of her I could find. I don't have one of Kid Rock....deal.)


My friend and I were having alittle posing fun, him pretending to be Kid Rock and I was pretending to be Britney Spears. You know, harmless posing to make fun of peeps. We stumbled upon this annoying poser in the N Sync room. Idle chatter has been removed, and screen names have been changed to protect the innocent, however, you must know that this girl pretending to be dating a memeber of N Sync had a screen name that contained the name "Frack", and earlier in the evening, I had seen her in the BSB room claiming to be dating Nick Carter. Morons usually do date their own kind...hahahahahahaha! Anywho, on with the fun!!
Ami (as Britney): hey y'all

annoying poser: i'm going out w him-2 months-i'm goin on tour w them-ain't no stoppin us now world tour-i'll tell him u said hi

Ami (as Britney): you're going out with who??

annoying poser: wre the k2c girlz if u wanna now

Kid Rock Impersonator: Remove the f and u have what you are on cfrack

Ami (as Britney): good one, KR

annoying poser: funny haha the world is lauging asshole

Kid Rock Impersonator: You bet it is

Ami (as Britney): run-on sentences are so GODDAMN cool

Ami (as Britney): MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID, KID ROCK!

annoying poser: good 4 u

Kid Rock Impersonator: No that is my name B!

Ami (as Britney): I was just singing your song

annoying poser: any1 wanna sing from our songs our cd comes out soon

Kid Rock Impersonator: Its ok B

Random Britney Hater: Hey does anyone HATE Britney Queers/Spears?

annoying poser: YEAH!!!!!!

annoying poser: I HATE her!!!!!

Random Britney Hater: wanna see a kewl site an anti-Britney site?

annoying poser: i hate her she sux

annoying poser: shes a southern SLUT!!!

annoying poser: shes a southern slut

Kid Rock Impersonator: Haha None of you have any idea who you are talking to

annoying poser: and i dont care

Kid Rock Impersonator: That is right cause you are a crack ho

Ami (as Britney): frack is a little punk

annoying poser: um no not really

annoying poser: i think ur jalous me

Ami (as Britney): then why are you so hostile and rude

annoying poser: well

annoying poser: well look at how ur tlakaing to me

Ami (as Britney): Why would i be jealous of someone OBVIOUSLY way below my intelligence quotient?

annoying poser: u have no life king to younger people in an nsync chat room what up with that??/

Ami (as Britney): I'm waiting for a friend of mine, and I decided to come in here and see if my archrival was lurking about so I could kick his punk little ass, but he's not here, so I decided to stay and make some more friends

annoying poser: o yeah,in an 'n sync chat room -

annoying poser: ur cool

Ami (as Britney): you're in a n nsync chat room...why are you any better than me

annoying poser: cuz i ahve a life a very good life witch all be involved w/ nsync so i gueess i have it all

Ami (as Britney): TWO SECONDS AGO you were involved with the BSB, you little LIAR

Kid Rock Impersonator: Hey crack ho we speak english here

annoying poser: no i never was we have to people here

Ami (as Britney): and run on sentences like a MADMAN

annoying poser: o2 hell

Ami (as Britney): oxygen hell?

Kid Rock Impersonator: Hey CRACK HO WHAT DID I JUST SAY, WE SPEAK ENGLISH HERE! MAKE SOME SENSE OUT OF YOUR WORDS!

Ami (as Britney): see, o2 means oxygen in chemistry

annoying poser: o shut up ass hole

Ami (as Britney): only if you admit that you're not telling the truth

Kid Rock Impersonator: Yeah I have an asshole but I am not one

annoying poser: i dont really care what u say cuz u dont no me and i dont wanna no u so go ahead and mock me but i really dont care k, later

Ami (as Britney): what a little bitch that cfrack is, huh?

annoying poser: yea no i am hih

Kid Rock Impersonator: You got that right

annoying poser: huh

Ami (as Britney): and she makes no GODDAMN sense

annoying poser: yea i no

Ami (as Britney): I'd kick her ass if I ever saw her in person

Kid Rock Impersonator: None whatsoever, I told ya B, she is on crack

annoying poser: ok kick me innyc orwhen im on stage be my guest

Ami (as Britney): crack and a half

Ami (as Britney): and i thought she said she wasn't gonna talk to me anymore..yet she's still responding to what i say

Kid Rock Impersonator: Haha, the only one who has been onstage her is me and B

Ami (as Britney): but she claims she will be famous pretty soon, because she's in tight with NSYNC and the BSB

Kid Rock Impersonator: B, you hear Budgy said?

Ami (as Britney): no, i have him on ignore

Kid Rock Impersonator: He said that BS slept with Justin and had an abortion and that is why you are fat

Ami (as Britney): yeah, cause abortions make you fat....nice theory

Ami (as Britney): dumbass

annoying poser: britney sux call 411 and get her # and prank(its listed)

Ami (as Britney): you could get it from n sync, though, frack, since you're so "tight"

annoying poser: im not even ganna dignefy w/ and answer

(here, someone asked if anyone had been to an nsync concert)

annoying poser: saw them a month ago apnc bank arts center july 18th

Ami (as Britney): FRACK..YOU SHOULD SEE THEM ALL THE TIME IF YOU'RE TIGHT??

Ami (as Britney): she fully ignores me, now, KR..i think that's awesome

Kid Rock Impersonator: hehe

Ami (as Britney): she obviously knows I've cuaght her in her pathetic 12-year-old web of lies

Kid Rock Impersonator: hehehehe

annoying poser: white trash low life trailor park sterlings!

Ami (as Britney): HAHA!! SHE CALLED YOU WHITE TRASH!!!

Kid Rock Impersonator: That is right I am white and right from the trailor

Kid Rock Impersonator: Well I may be white and from a trailor park but I ain't trash

annoying poser: im not talking to

annoying poser: like hell ur not

And then we left, because she was pissing us off too much. We caught her in the BSB room lying to the peeps in there, but I failed to save that chat. If you want this moron's screen name so you can IM her and tell her how stupid she is, e-mail us!


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