Uninformed Posers....can things BE any worse?

"Of course they can! You could be this guy!!" --Justin


Okay, now I'll admit that it's fun to try to go online and convince people that you're JC's girlfriend. Hell, how do you think I met my fellow webmasters? ::smiles:: Anywho, I also like to bust down posers. Since I take the time to learn the facts and really be able to pose, it bugs me when people haven't done their research. So, here's my chat with JC's latest flame. She's also stalking my friend Josh. I was helping Josh out by pretending to be his actual girlfriend to get this crazy girl off of his trail. She had told Josh that she loves him deeply, and that she would easily choose Josh over JC any day of the week. Anyway, on with the chat.
Ami: what's up?

"JC's Gal": nm

"JC's Gal": how long have you and Josh been goin out

Ami: almost 6 months

"JC's Gal": you should see all the love notes Josh sends me

Ami: and you gave up Chasez for my Josh?

"JC's Gal": yea that is why he said it

"JC's Gal": no I am still with JC (right)

Ami: really

"JC's Gal": yea

Ami: so you're name's Bobbie, then?

"JC's Gal": girl u need to get with the program he broke up with her (damn, I hate it when I'm not with the program!!)

"JC's Gal": duh

Ami: Really

Ami: How old are you?

"JC's Gal": 18

Ami: uh huh

Ami: So...if you have JC Chasez.....why bother yourself with my Josh?? (hehe..love ya, Josh!)

"JC's Gal": I don't know for kicks I guess

Ami: I'll trade you straight up...I have no problem with that (damn straight!)

"JC's Gal": no way

"JC's Gal": JC is mine all mine

Ami: Then, Josh is mine all mine (posessiveness RULES!)

Ami: End of story

"JC's Gal": fine bitch (woah...that was unwarrented name-calling)

Ami: it seems like a perfectly viable option

"JC's Gal": hello I said ok

Ami: actually, you said fine (okay, maybe I am a bitch)

Ami: so, how'd you meet JC anyway?

"JC's Gal": through a friend which is his brother

Ami: i used to play hockey with his brother!! (hehehe...no.)

"JC's Gal": well anyways his brother thought me and JC might make a cute couple I have his pager number and he calls me whenever he can we talk.everyone thinks we make a great couple (Holy Random Thoughts, Batman!)

Ami: Word.....tj's a good kid like that (hehe..I am such a geek.)

Ami: I never got to meet his brother....just played hockey with him...hung out after pratice and stuff

"JC's Gal": he is cool

Ami: He's a good kid.

Ami: How'd you meet him?

Ami: Do you guys go to school together?

"JC's Gal": fine we met online and I gave him my phone number he called me and then we decided to meet and that was that (Nice try. I don't think Tyler has AOL.)

Ami: That's cool

Ami: Do you ever get to see JC? That must be really hard. (Sympathetic Ami!! Hahahaha.)

"JC's Gal": it really is

Ami: Do you get to see him for x-mas? or NYE?

"JC's Gal": no NY they are goin to be in Hawaii and he is goin to call me for Christmas (nothing beats a long-distance Christmas chat!)

"JC's Gal": they will be at Chris' new house celebratin Christmas (everyone is ditiching their familes to hang out with Chris??)

Ami: He doesn't even get to go home for Christmas. God, that must suck.

"JC's Gal": no they want to go to Chris cause Chris has a new house (Yeah...like they don't spend enough time together and away from their familes! Justin has to play Santa for his younger siblings, for crying out loud!!)

Ami: I'd want to go home. In fact, I get to go home.

Ami: I'm at school in CA. I get to go home to sweet old College Park, MD. (not)

"JC's Gal": wow

Ami: I'm excited to take in some hockey games at the Bowie Ice Arena and just chill back at home!! (Bowie and College Park aren't really that close. I'm giving her all kinds of outs to catch me posing as a friend of Tyler's, but obvioulsy she knows nothing.)

"JC's Gal": cool

Ami: You like hockey?

"JC's Gal": no (AHHH! Sacreligious! Hockey kicks puck! hehehe...get it? Kicks puck? Oh, never mind.)

Ami: So you never saw TJ play??

"JC's Gal": no

Ami: That sucks....you should come out and watch him play a game this winter

"JC's Gal": I'll have to see (Caught you again! That was the perfect out! Tyler isn't playing hockey this year. His brother knows that, and I would think his brother's girlfriend would, too.)

Ami: Dating someone famous must be a trip! I have a hard enough time dating someone who LOOKS like someone famous. (again...love ya, Josh!)

"JC's Gal": lol

Ami: where are JC and the guys at right now?

"JC's Gal": Orlando (Wrong but thanks for playing. This chat took place the day after the Billboard Awards. The guys were either still in Vegas, or headed back to Toronto to film Bye Bye Bye.)

Ami: Right on...doing what?

"JC's Gal": well they are pretty busy even when they are not tourin they are busy with radio shows and Promos and stuff like that (thanks for quoting BOP, there, sweetie.)

Ami: i figured as much...probably have to make some courtroom appearences, too, huh?

"JC's Gal": yea

Ami: that must suck. Big ups to your man for writing such a powerful statement for the lawsuit. That made me proud. (This is true. That boy is one smart cookie.)

"JC's Gal": me too u don't know how much.And he is so upset about this whole thing

Ami: I would think so. He seems so empassioned about it. He's such a grand musician, and this must really challenge his faith in his trade (Hehehe....my bs-ing is so eloquent.)

"JC's Gal": yes it does

Ami: good thing he's such a grounded, spiritual person. I'd have gone insane by now, under the type of pressure he's under

"JC's Gal": I wouldn't doubt if in his own time when he is alone he does go insane (we all know JC is insane....and spastic....and creepy.....LOVE YA JC!)

Ami: Awwww....poor little JC

"JC's Gal": I know...my poor man

Ami: Too bad you can't be with him to calm him down. (hehehe...never mind)

"JC's Gal": I know this is really hard (awwwww.....i feel your pain.)

Ami: I can imagine.

Ami: you must really trust him, though

"JC's Gal": yes I know how he feels about me and he knows how I feel about him so we have alot of trsut in each other.We would have to to make this thing work u know (Damn straight. Dating someone 5 years older and 165 IQ points ahead of you must require lots of trust....and patience on his part.)

Ami: That's awesome.

Ami: How long have you been together?

"JC's Gal": not but a couple weeks (hmmmmm)

Ami: Wow.....and still such a strong trust. That's awesome. (I'm so sarcastic and mean.)

"JC's Gal": I love him what can I say (Right.)

Ami: that's totally cool

Ami: I still hesitate to call what I have with josh love (hehe..since I've never actually seen Josh.)

"JC's Gal": oh I am surpised after bein together for so long ya'll aren't enagaed (pppfffff...that's a laugh)

Ami: 6 months isn't long at all

"JC's Gal": yes it is

"JC's Gal": alot of people get engaged about that time

Ami: it doesn't seem like that long

Ami: plus, i'm secretly in love with another man (hehe....the SHOCKER)

"JC's Gal": are u kiddin?

Ami: not really...Tony Lucca.....just because of the beautiful music he makes.

"JC's Gal": I really don't know to much about music who is he (ummm...only one of JC's best MMC friends. GOD, you are UNINFORMED!!!)

Ami: He's a singer....based in LA. He's recorded two independant CD's...and I would marry him in a second if he asked me to. (Also true. I love Tony.)

"JC's Gal": what about Josh (Josh, schmosh)

Ami: Well, Tony's a celebrity to me....he's my out-of-reach crush (one of many)

Ami: Everyone has one

"JC's Gal": I know that was what JC was to me before I met him (Aww...isn't she just sickening??)

Ami: JC was that to me when I was 12.

"JC's Gal": well I have to go byebyebye (okay, this pisses me off. I was cute when Nati did it the first time. Now, every 'N Sync fan does it and it just gets to me...the same way EVERYONE started quoting that dumbass "Eat Eat Eat" song after All Access aired! AHHHH!)

Ami: bye!


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