A PEFECT posing example

Awwwww..ain't the little boy band friends CUTE???


Okay, y'all...as I was clearing out some of the junk on my computer, I came across a fun little chat that I saved from my posing days. I try not to pose anymore, because, well, it makes me feel bad when I get caught. SO, anywho, this chat is from a while ago, but it's a prime example of posing goodness. BACKGROUND: This was my first evening of posing fun. I went into the N Sync chat room and dropped some "I am Justin" hints. This is one of the gals who took the bait. She IMed me later in the evening, and I was no longer Justin, but myself. Well, if you read it, you'll understand. Read and enjoy...I've added some comment in after the fact. Names have been changed to protect the gullible.
Duped (but lovely) Fan: Umm, hey you. Wanna chat?

Brilliant Ami: i guess so

Duped (but lovely) Fan: I was just wondering....... I was in the chat room earlier.... are you really Justin?

Brilliant Ami: that was him earlier.

Brilliant Ami: he was using my name

Duped (but lovely) Fan: and you are...?

Brilliant Ami: Ami, a friend of his

Brilliant Ami: well, a friend of JC's little brother's (see...there, how I utilized a connection the couldn't possibly check up on?? Much more believable than the "Meet and Greet to Everlasting Friendship" story.)

Duped (but lovely) Fan: cool. a/s/l?

Brilliant Ami: 18/f/oregon

Duped (but lovely) Fan: I see. Can I ask you stuff about them? Sorry, I am not as obssessed as I might look.

Brilliant Ami: shoot...i may not know much more than you.

Duped (but lovely) Fan: Just wondering... Justin has kind of a rotton reputation.... Is he really an asshole?

Brilliant Ami: he's an asshole early in the morning

Brilliant Ami: most often he's a real nice guy, though

Duped (but lovely) Fan: That's understandable. Who isn't. But he's not like, rude to fans and stuff?

Brilliant Ami: he can be if they get totally annoying and "grabby", but if the fans are cool, he's cool

Duped (but lovely) Fan: Well I don't blame him. Teenyboppers can get pretty annoying............

Brilliant Ami: yes, yes they can

Duped (but lovely) Fan: And is Lance really boring?? That's what he said on the chat. I was crushed, personally. lol.

Brilliant Ami: boring? I don't know. He's not crazy like Chris or anything, but I don't know if I'd call him boring

Duped (but lovely) Fan: Awwwwwwwww. I like him best. You are so lucky that you actually know them.

Duped (but lovely) Fan: Are they in Oregon right now?

Brilliant Ami: no, the'yre on a bus somewhere. I just got off the phone with JC and he wasn't sure where they were

Duped (but lovely) Fan: *lol* Their lives might be confusing.

Brilliant Ami: i know. i was shocked that JC didn't know where the were. He knows everything

Brilliant Ami: who do you like best? Lance?

Duped (but lovely) Fan: Yep. He looks like an angel, for god's sake!!! I can't get over that.

Duped (but lovely) Fan: What other music do you like?

Brilliant Ami: i like all music

Duped (but lovely) Fan: like?

Brilliant Ami: hmm, in my cd player right now is Brandy, my discman has the Rent soundtrack in it, and the cd in the computer is Harry Connick, Jr.

Duped (but lovely) Fan: I see what you mean when you say you like ALL music.

Brilliant Ami: yeah, pretty eclectic

Duped (but lovely) Fan: Do you like the guys' music?

Brilliant Ami: yeah...kinda sick of it, don't tell them that (SICK of Tearin' up my Heart. That's all)

Duped (but lovely) Fan: I'll try to keep quiet..... It'll be hard though, being as I see them so often! *lol*

Brilliant Ami: hehehe

Duped (but lovely) Fan: I bet THEY'RE kinda sick of it too

Brilliant Ami: yeah

Brilliant Ami: you wouldn't know to watch the show every night, though. they have so much fun on stage

Duped (but lovely) Fan: This is so frustrating! I cannot believe you actually know them!!! Come on..... tell me some gossip.....

Brilliant Ami: I dont have any gossip

Duped (but lovely) Fan: You sure? I won't tell! Promise......

Brilliant Ami: i hate Chris's dog..does that count? (I can bet money that I would really hate that dog.)

Duped (but lovely) Fan: Why? It looks kinda cute?

Duped (but lovely) Fan: Dogs are evil though

Brilliant Ami: it's a little demon..it eats everything

Brilliant Ami: an entire box of triscuits disappeared...the crackers and the box...last time I was on the bus...i'm certain that little demon ate them (See? This is another example of a fact they can't check up on, but something fans know is involved in life on the bus.)

Duped (but lovely) Fan: hahahahahaha. sorry! Well it's a small price to pay for actually knowing them, don't you think?

Brilliant Ami: i guess. they're really just a bunch of dorks

Duped (but lovely) Fan: ??????? Please elaborate!

Brilliant Ami: I don't know. Everybody just think's they're sooooo great and soooo cute and I don't know, they're cute, but they're dorks.

Brilliant Ami: they sing well, but they just do dorky things

Duped (but lovely) Fan: Well. I guess they're human like the rest of us, and that includes being dorky sometimes doesn't it.

Duped (but lovely) Fan: what do you mean by 'dorky things'?

Brilliant Ami: i guess so...they like, try to play tricks on each other and stuff, but they suck at it.

Duped (but lovely) Fan: *grin*. That just sounds cute, but I guess I'm a bit biased. They ARE really friends?

Brilliant Ami: like, they decorate JC when he falls asleep on the bus or on a plane or something....all the time. He falls asleep a lot, and everytime, they're like "Hey, let's put candy in JC's ears and take pictures!" (I read an article that said they actually did this to him once. It made me laugh out loud.)

Duped (but lovely) Fan: *lol* and that gets old, huh? Poor JC....

Brilliant Ami: yeah, they're the best of friends

Brilliant Ami: and JC never suspects it either, and it happens all the time, and he's always surprised! Idiot!

Duped (but lovely) Fan: That's cool. Coz a lot of boybands out there try to make ppl THINK that they're friends, while they really hate each other's guts.

Brilliant Ami: i can promise these guys are friends

Duped (but lovely) Fan: So it's nice to hear at least they're telling the truth and not faking it.

Brilliant Ami: dorks, but friends nonetheless

Duped (but lovely) Fan: And has success gone to their heads?

Brilliant Ami: it can at times, but in stupid ways

Duped (but lovely) Fan: There are A LOT of rumors about that too

Brilliant Ami: like, JC thinks that because he's famous, he can wear any outfit, no matter how stupid it looks, and pull if off as stylish....he's painfully wrong

Duped (but lovely) Fan: you're SO right!!!! Not just JC. I mean WHAT THE HELL were they wearing for the Billboard?

Duped (but lovely) Fan: Don't they have any mirrors?

Brilliant Ami: hehehe, but i wouldn't say success has spoiled them at all

Duped (but lovely) Fan: So they don't think they're gods and all?

Brilliant Ami: I've started this thing for JC called "The Honey, No File"...whenever he wears something that just makes you want to say "Honey, no." you put it in the file, and you don't let him wear it again.( I actually do HAVE a Honey, No file. One of these days, I'll scan the pics and post it.)

Duped (but lovely) Fan: hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Man you are being really rough with the guy!

Brilliant Ami: oh i have to be

Brilliant Ami: it's required...in the job description

Duped (but lovely) Fan: Keep it up. I would REALLY like to see them all dressed NICELY, just once.

Brilliant Ami: they usually do pretty well. but sometimes...sheesh, they can look really bad

Duped (but lovely) Fan: How do you know them again?

Duped (but lovely) Fan: I know. But we don't get a lot of them here, and we usually get to see the bad parts.

Brilliant Ami: I met Tyler, JC's brother, at camp like, two and a half years ago. And I wrote letters back and forth with him and pleaded with him to let me meet his brother, until he finally gave in

Duped (but lovely) Fan: So the secret is out!!! You were once a die hard N sync fan!!!!!

Brilliant Ami: actually, a die hard MMC fan

Brilliant Ami: i've had a crush on JC for about 8 years..pathetic

Duped (but lovely) Fan: !!!!!! That IS pathetic. Not that I would know. (coz we didn't get it here and I never saw it). But I was told that JC looked so bad he scared little kids! (Scared little kids? MY JC?? That's horrible!)

Brilliant Ami: oh, no, he was just as cute as he is now, and he's always just had that VOICE....his voice makes me melt. (This fact is very very true. JC's voice is my favorite voice in the world to listen to. He could be the most hideously ugly man on the planet, but if he still had that voice, I would still love him just the same. His good looks are an added bonus! ::smiles::)

Duped (but lovely) Fan: Do they call him JC or Josh?

Brilliant Ami: His family calls him Josh...the guys call him JC

Duped (but lovely) Fan: So that is so cool. You got to meet your crush and now you're good friends! Too cool

Brilliant Ami: I still have trouble talking to him...i'm like "hi, jc....um, yeah...good show and stuff" and then I walk away...i'm a total loser around him

Duped (but lovely) Fan: How about Lance? I mean his name is actually JAMES, right? Why do ppl call him Lance and not James?

Brilliant Ami: He doesn't look like a James. I could never call him that. It's just not his name.

Duped (but lovely) Fan: Awwwwwww. That's sweet!! How'd you get to be SO close with them?

Brilliant Ami: i'm really only close with Justin. I'm closest of all with Tyler, and I've gone with him a couple of times on the bus, and really gotten to know Justin really well. I think it's an age thing.

Duped (but lovely) Fan: BTW. This may or may not be true. But Justin told my friend on the chat earlier that JC had a thing for you! I swear it's true. She might have gotten it wrong though. I wasn't there. (hehe..my posing powers at work. About two days after this, I found the rumor that JC was dating an unknown friend of his brother's on three different websites! You 'N Sync fans spread rumors like a disease! ROCK ON!!!)

Brilliant Ami: oh god

Brilliant Ami: he was probably just messin with y'all

Duped (but lovely) Fan: That's cool. Who wouldn't want to be in your shoes, girl.

Brilliant Ami: except now people are just gonna hate me...like all those other girls rumored to be dating members of the band, they'll be websites devoted to hating me

Duped (but lovely) Fan: Nahhhhhhhhhhh. Don't worry about it.

Duped (but lovely) Fan: OR she might have confused JC with JC's brother. Maybe he has a thing for you.

Brilliant Ami: Oh, Tyler. He's a weirdo, and he plays hockey. If he could sing like he's brother, maybe we could talk. (Hehe...I LOVE YOU TYLER JONATHAN CHASEZ!!!)

Brilliant Ami: god, if JC had a thing for me, i think i'd cry...i really would

Duped (but lovely) Fan: Gee, and I thought I was obsessed?? Is he a nice guy in person?

Brilliant Ami: JC? He's the sweetest. He puts up with my stammering. He probably thinks i'm the biggest retard

Duped (but lovely) Fan: I'm sure he's used to stammering girls by now!

Duped (but lovely) Fan: Speaking of gf's and stuff. How much of it is true? Danielle Fishel? Nikki from Innosense? Britney?

Brilliant Ami: Danielle is the truth. Don't even get me started on Nikki, or as I call her, the Dirty Dirty Whore. Britney is a very cool girl, who dated Justin when they were like 12, you know, a 6th grade relationship.

Duped (but lovely) Fan: Well. My heart is officially broken. It's true??????? My Lancie is going out with here? Speaking of WHORES!!!!!!!!!!

Brilliant Ami: No, stop that. She's totally sweet. Don't hate her. Dani is awesome. (Why do people think Danielle Fishel is a whore? She has to be one of the nicest people ever...I mean, have you ever seen an interview with her? She cracks me up! And, if you saw her on Polictically Incorrect, you'd also know that she's one of the smartest tennage actresses out there. BIG UPS TO DANIELLE!!)

Brilliant Ami: Dani is totally cool.

Brilliant Ami: she's addicted to coffee, which makes her talk a mile a minuter, but she's rad

Duped (but lovely) Fan: Well, you can see why I'm still crushed though. But it's cool to hear about Danielle and Britney.

Brilliant Ami: Brit is awesome. I love her. She's the most down-to-earth person I've ever met. (Remember all that stuff I said about Danielle? Well, most of it goes for Britney, too. Plus, a girl at Disneyland mistook me for Britney Spears, so, if you hate how she looks, you hate how I look. And, well, I think she's aiight.)

Duped (but lovely) Fan: It's cool that she's nice coz all I want is for him to be happy. Justin too.

Brilliant Ami: Justin has no GF at present. He told me tonight that he hates girls. That made me laugh, because I know it's not true

Duped (but lovely) Fan: I would hate girls too if they all wanted me for my money, body & fame.

Brilliant Ami: i want him for his car....he knows it (I do want him for his car. OH, that BEAUTIFUL BENZ!! AHHHHH! Sorry.)

Duped (but lovely) Fan: *lol* Go for it. Why don't you two become an item? Won't that be wicked.

Brilliant Ami: Justin? nah, i'll hold out for JC

Duped (but lovely) Fan: Well aren't you picky!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Yes. Yes I am.)

Brilliant Ami: i'm too good of friend with Justy

Duped (but lovely) Fan: Awww that's sweet. Don't wanna ruin what you two have, huh?

Brilliant Ami: yeah, doesn't that sound lame

Brilliant Ami: you could have Justin Timberlake, and you're holding out for someone else...i sound like a MORON

Duped (but lovely) Fan: no, I totally get it. Although I bet if I was you I'd be jumping all over him a LONG time ago.

Brilliant Ami: that's just not my personality at all

Duped (but lovely) Fan: No, you sound like the luckiest girl alive.

Brilliant Ami: plus, then we could never watch a basketball game in peace

Duped (but lovely) Fan: One day JC is just gonna wake up and realize what he's been missing out on all this time! (Don't I know it, Sistah.)


Unfortunately, that's all I saved. Anyway, there you have it. It's just that simple. If you choose to go online and pretend to be a friend of these boys, well, good luck and godspeed. BUT, if someone gets mad at you and you feel like a horrible person when they find out you're lying, DON'T say I didn't warn you.
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