A Little Fun courtesy of Stefani

Okay, I don't know how many of you will believe this, but I have a friend. Her name is Stefani. Stefani refers to herself as a "boy band bigot" because all boy bands seem interchangeable to her. (Yeah, we know, she's wrong, but bear with me.) Anyway, Stefani is a BIG BIG BIG Eagles fan. The Eagles are a kick-ass band that play kick-ass music. If you've never heard of them, you've either been under a rock since the 70's, or you're 12 and haven't ever heard anything by them. Well, in any case, The Eagles Greatest Hits Volume One recently became the number one selling album of all time. Stefani, who has a boring job and a boy band guide made by yours truly for her Christmas present, sat down and made this handy little chart comparing the Ealges to 'N Sync. SO.......here we go!!!

Category of Comparison

The Eagles

'N Sync

Current Members

5-Don Henley, Glenn Frey, Joe Walsh, Timothy B. Schmidt, Don Felder

5-JC Chasez, Justin Timberlake, Chris Kirkpatrick, Joey Fatone, Lance Bass

Past Members

Randy Meisner and Bernie Ledden

That Jason guy

Songs remade by country artists

12-and we won't list them (you're welcome)

1-God Must Have Spent by Alabama

Youngest Member

Glenn Frey-52

Justin Timberlake-18

Played on Oldies stations

Yes

No

Played on Contemporary stations

Yes

Yes

Played on Alternative stations

Not anymore, but yes in the 70's

Yes (Amazed? I was, too!)

Played on NPR (National Public Radio)

Yes

No

Played on ESPN

Yes

No (But Here We Go was supposed to be the NBA theme song one year..then there was that nasty lock-out)

Played on Classical stations

Yes-Don Henley went through a symphony-writing stage in the 80's

Nope.

Members who have dated Steve Nicks

Don Henley

None

Members who have dated Britney Spears

None

Justin Timberlake

Years in Music Business

34

4

Members who, at one point, had hair longer than Brintey Spears

All current and past members

JC Chasez (Remember that Wipeout Adams hair? It was longer than Britney Bean's hair is right now.)

Members who have children

All

None (hopefully)

Members who have announced canidacy for President

Joe Walsh-at the beginning of "Life's Been Good" live.

None (unless you count Justin's campaign for Student Body President in Junior High.)

Members who have had psycho identical twin stalkers

Don Henley, Glenn Frey and Randy Meisner (And it was all the same guy! If you want that whole bizarre story, e-mail me.)

JC-Another bizarre long story that I still can't quite figure out.

Music Style

California Rock

Pop Dance R&B Stuff

Fashion Style

Upper class urban cowboy sleek

Upper class preppy ghetto chic (Stefani rhymes like a madwoman!!)

Favorite Designers

Armani, Dolce & Gabanna

Tommy Hilfiger

Member most likely to be characterized as a muppet

Joe Walsh

Joey Fatone

Member most likely to die of a spazz attack

Timothy B. Schmidt

JC Chasez

Members who have released solo albums

All

None (but I'm patiently awaiting JC's solo effort)

Member most likely to wear wranglers

Glenn Frey

Lance Bass

Member most likely to become an action figure

Don Henley

Justin Timberlake

Member least seen and heard

Don Felder

Joey Fatone

Numer of songs written by group members

67

8 ( I think...we'll see when NSA comes out)

Number of songs written by other songwriters

2

All but 8

Members who appear in the film "Blues Brothers"

Joe Walsh

None

Yep...it's official. Stefani's job is BORING!!! Wasn't that fun?? I sure thought it was! Thank you Stefani for enlightening us all!

'N Sync Humor, Man.

Dude...Humor.

Index, my brotha.

Category of Comparison	The Eagles	'N Sync
Current Members	5-Don Henley, Glenn Frey, Joe Walsh, Timothy B. Schmidt, Don Felder	5-JC Chasez, Justin Timberlake, Chris Kirkpatrick, Joey Fatone, Lance Bass
Past Members	Randy Meisner and Bernie Ledden	That Jason guy
Songs remade by country artists	12-and we won't list them (you're welcome)	1-God Must Have Spent by Alabama
Youngest Member	Glenn Frey-52	Justin Timberlake-18
Played on Oldies stations	Yes	No
Played on Contemporary stations	Yes	Yes
Played on Alternative stations	Not anymore, but yes in the 70's	Yes (Amazed? I was, too!)
Played on NPR (National Public Radio)	Yes	No
Played on ESPN	Yes	No (But Here We Go was supposed to be the NBA theme song one year..then there was that nasty lock-out)
Played on Classical stations	Yes-Don Henley went through a symphony-writing stage in the 80's	Nope.
Members who have dated Steve Nicks	Don Henley	None
Members who have dated Britney Spears	None	Justin Timberlake
Years in Music Business	34	4
Members who, at one point, had hair longer than Brintey Spears	All current and past members	JC Chasez (Remember that Wipeout Adams hair? It was longer than Britney Bean's hair is right now.)
Members who have children	All	None (hopefully)
Members who have announced canidacy for President	Joe Walsh-at the beginning of "Life's Been Good" live.	None (unless you count Justin's campaign for Student Body President in Junior High.)
Members who have had psycho identical twin stalkers	Don Henley, Glenn Frey and Randy Meisner (And it was all the same guy! If you want that whole bizarre story, e-mail me.)	JC-Another bizarre long story that I still can't quite figure out.
Music Style	California Rock	Pop Dance R&B Stuff
Fashion Style	Upper class urban cowboy sleek	Upper class preppy ghetto chic (Stefani rhymes like a madwoman!!)
Favorite Designers	Armani, Dolce & Gabanna	Tommy Hilfiger
Member most likely to be characterized as a muppet	Joe Walsh	Joey Fatone
Member most likely to die of a spazz attack	Timothy B. Schmidt	JC Chasez
Members who have released solo albums	All	None (but I'm patiently awaiting JC's solo effort)
Member most likely to wear wranglers	Glenn Frey	Lance Bass
Member most likely to become an action figure	Don Henley	Justin Timberlake
Member least seen and heard	Don Felder	Joey Fatone
Numer of songs written by group members	67	8 ( I think...we'll see when NSA comes out)
Number of songs written by other songwriters	2	All but 8
Members who appear in the film "Blues Brothers"	Joe Walsh	None