I know. Are you not just BLOWN away by the creativity at work here? I know I am. But, it sure doesn't stop here, my friends. Oh, no no no. There's much more in store.
I know I've said that JC is hard to make fun of, but the more I watch and listen to 'N Sync, I find he's actually the easiest target. I know, I know...many of you disillusioned folks out there are all about the scruffyness JC has been sporting the last few times I've seen him. I, however, don't want no scruff, and have seen fit to write a little song about it. Like to hear it? Here goes...
But it really makes him look stupid
Thinks he's pulling chicks with that rugged look
We just think he needs a shave
So, no, don't throw away your razor
Or I will have to give you mine
And then, you can make yourself look better
No, it won't take a lot of your time
And, no, I don't want no scruff
Scruff makes a guy so unattractive to me
Messing up your perfect face
Is such a disgrace
It's just not working for me
Yeah, I know...I rule. Ashley P., obvioulsy an awesomely wonderful fan of Keepin' it Real, recently sent me her version of "No Fluff." Here she goes! Nice work, Ashley! We love ya!
And now he's sportin' an afro
Always bouncin' while he gets his groove on
Scared the teenies away, so
No, you don't look more attractive
No, brown don't look good on you and
No, the homies don't respect you better
Yeah, they're all laughin' at you
I don't want no fluff
Hair is the stuff you should leave to the pros
Growin', now it's 2 feet tall, makes your head look small
Shave that crap off now