The Justin and JC Theory

A warning. Even if you didn't heed my advice on our first page that said "Turn Back if you can't abide making fun of your favorite boy band members", I pretty much promise this page will offend DIE-HARD Justin and JC fans. So, if you are "the future Mrs. Timberlake or Mrs. Chasez", you might want to leave now. If you stay, despite my advice, please don't yell at me. I warned you. Plus, I made all of this up. It's fiction, so don't believe, just laugh. NOW..............

The Theory. You can tell by the guilty looks on their faces, they know I've stumbled upon their little secret.. Now, we all know that life on the road can get pretty lonely, but I'm afraid to report, that Justin and JC have found a love that dare not speak it's name. Now, you may be wondering HOW I know this. Well, it just so happens, I did a little undercover reporting. Being that I look exactly like Britney Spears, it was easy for me to sneak on the tour bus and record some of their private conversations, not to mention finding SCRAPBOOKS full of pictures. Here's some of my proof. Sorry, girls!

(1) Well, I know you've all seen this one before. While onstage at EPCOT center in front of THRONGS of people, JC ALL OF A SUDDEN has something very personal to tell Justin. It's sweet that he's confident enough with their relationship to do that. I think JC is the more enamoured of the two.

(2) The looming security guard in the background, Justin's guilty look, and JC's flushed (and HAPPY) face lead me to believe SOMEBODY got caught doing something wrong. This picture was taken while Justin was still a minor, too! Well, we always said he was jailbait...we just didn't know it was JC that was gonna get caught.

(3) Awwwwwww, looks like somebody's getting yelled at for "conduct unbecoming a boy band member." Their management didn't want them to have girlfriends, but I'm certain they didn't want to drive Justin and JC to such extremes.

(4) And what a loving gaze is evident here? Isn't that just sweet?

(5) Oh, my freaking LORD! What other proof do you people need? This is the difinitve proof RIGHT HERE!!!

Pictures not enough proof? Well, remeber, I resemble Britney Spears in every way, so I easily crept aboard the bus and overheard one of Justin and JC's conversations in the back of the bus. Luckily, I had my mini-tape recorder with me, and taped a snippet of that convo. Click here to hear.

Also, a recent trivia contest at MTV proves that even the fans are somewhat keyed into this little tryst of Justywub and JC's. Click here for that.

Yeah, I know. It's depressing that I have all of this proof. But, it is my duty as a FlostaMahsta to keep you, the fans, out of the dark. Thank you.
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