Powers of Deduction
(or..why it was Lance and not someone smarter)
"Sorry, guys. But what else do you expect from me? I'm from
Mississippi!!"
Okay, it was a while ago...but it took this long for me to REALLY
figure out WHY Lance was chosen to be the one on Who Wants to be a
Millionaire. Remember on Rosie, when they talked about it, and JC was
like "Man, I would KILL at that show! That's all I gots to say!" and
the others were agreeing..and Lance said nothing? Probably because he
KNEW he wasn't smart enough for that show...as the rest of the world
knows. However, during a recent late night information exchange with
Michelle from Cover
Boy and the Avon Avengers, she and I figured out why Lance was
chosen for the hot seat. Here's a look at that SAUCY little chat.
Ami: anyway..as I was saying....I
thought..when they were on Rosie last time....that JC was the one
that was all about being on Millionaire! Why didn't he do it?
Michelle: cause they knew that
lance would be the one that would take the longest to get to the hott
seat thus providing more TV exposure
Ami: you know that for a
fact???
Ami: i would think, based on
those principles..JOEY would be the one to go
Michelle: no no no, had they
sent joey, he would have gotten lost on the way to the studio
Ami: ohhhhhhh ..i get it
Ami: and jc couldn't
go..because he wouldn't have been able to take part in the humor,
because he can't get a joke to save his life
Michelle:exactly
Ami: chris would've been too
loud and obnoxious..plue he couldnt sit still for that long..and
Justin...well..Justin's just too cute for that show
Michelle: thus by power of
deduction we arrive at lance
Michelle:our spitiual and
intellectual guru
Isn't Michelle a smart cookie? Well, at least now you know why is was
Lance..and not someone smarter.
NSYNC humor....Friday
niiight....(sorry)
I to the N to the D-E-X. (I'm
so ghetto!)