THE FIRST review of No Strings Attached


Do any of y'all have a friend that's SOOOO competitive, they have to do everything first?? Well, that's me. And, I wanted to be the first person to post a review of NSA. So, in order to beat everyone else..I have to review the album before it actually comes out. So...bear with me. HERE WE GO!! (Okay, y'all...the actual reviews are in white..since now I've really heard the tracks.)
Bye Bye Bye- Hehe..I've heard this one, so I can actually review it. I'm already sore from doing this dance every time the video plays on MTV. I love it I love it I love it. Nice work, boys. (Okay..still feeling the same about this one. Nothing new.)

It's Gonna Be Me- This song RULES!! (Hehehe...it's amazing how, even though I havent heard things, I know what they're gonna sound like. This song really does rule. I love these guys! They are just frickin' rad!)

Space Cowboy (Yippie-Yi-Ya)- Let's talk about titles! This song already rules, just because it has "Yippie-Yi-Ya" built into it!! WOOHOO! Nice goin', JC, you creative GENIUS, you! (This song ROCKS MY WORLD!! JC needs a frickin' MEDAL for coolness. The boy can write some BADASS jams. Woohoo!!)

Just Got Paid- This makes me think of that old school song "just got paid....friday night". Forgot who did it. Hope this isn't a cover of that song. (Oh my God...it IS a cover! My Lord! Who'da thunk that 'N Sync would redo this bad boy? The rap is pretty frickin' awesome, as well. "My smile's like kool-aid!" I love it!)

It Makes Me Ill- Nati is already in love with this song. I refuse to download the song clip and listen, so y'all will have to take her word for it. I AM NOT A CHEATER! But Nati is. (This song is pretty rad. I can understand why Nati liked it so much, even if she did cheat. I know the feeling of "It Makes Me Ill" **cough cough** Bobbee **cough** Oh...pardon me. Good song, boys.)

This I Promise You- Richard Marx scores again. This song makes me cry. DAMN you and your beautiful voice, JC...damn you to H-E-double- hockey sticks! (Yep...this song still makes me cry. I'm such a sucker for that voice of JC's.)

No Strings Attached- Gotta have a title track. Again...GO JC. He writes like a maniac! (I REALLY like this song. You can tell why JC spazzes out all the time, if he's got songs like this in his head constantly. The boy can write, I must give him props. That, and I love him. SO..you know...=0)

Digtial Getdown- Digital WHAT?! JC, honey...we don't want to hear about that. (Still don't want to hear about it...but it's a good track. I enjoy it, despite the mental images it conjures up.)

Bringin' Da Noise- Are we bringin' da funk, too? (Yes, yes we are bringin' da funk. This song is pretty badass. I just can't believe JC can ever sit still if he has this kind of RAD music in his head. I spazz out pretty constantly, and the music in my head isn't half as hyperactive as what he's laying down.)

That's When I'll Stop Loving You- A token Diane Warren song. Damn, I'd like to be her. (Yes. Boys....you are so frickin' cute. Even on a token Diane Warren ballad, you kick ass and takes things to another level. I love y'all!!)

I'll Be Good for You- Justy's writing venture. Hehehe..it's mellow. (I like this. It's like, old school R&B. Props to Justy. Keep writing, Boy-o. I might want to record something by you one day, as well.)

I Thought She Knew- GO JOEY!!!!!!! I like this a capella a lot! (Yes..a cappella is the best way to showcase the beautiful five-part harmonies these boys can put together! I love this song.)


Hehehe...pretty good for never having heard the album, huh? I thought so! Well, check back tomorrow. I'll have a real review posted then! ONE MORE DAY TILL NSA!!!

And now that NSA is here, I can safely say that I love the whole album. I mean, there's a couple tracks that might get a little more play than the rest, but all in all, the boys have done it again! GO 'N SYNC!!!!!


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