Don't be confused, JC! Top Ten Lists are fun! Everyone else has them! Please, JC, don't give me that confused look. It's like you don't know what's going on. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JC, STOP IT!!! Oh, yeah, it's a picture. *hee hee* Anyway, here are the lists!
10. Justin's attraction to JC lured him into the studios.
9. Joey haphazardly ends up at transcon after following a trail of sandwiches.
8. Lou Pearlman threatened to kill Toby if Lance didn't join.
7. Chris needed someone else to cover the expense of his hair extentions.
6. Answering an ad for free pillows in the Orlando paper, JC suddenly found himself in a studio.
5. Justin found out he could get free FUBU gear.
4. Chris figured it was either this or BSB.
3. JC thought, "Finally! A way to escape my Mickey Mouse Club past!!"
2. How else was Joey gonna afford that leopard-skin trench coat he'd been eyeing for so long?
1. SO WE COULD HAVE SOMETHING TO MAKE FUN OF!!!
10. What does he do? Sleep. How do you make fun of that? You tell me.
9. He talks like a normal person. No ebonics to rip on.
8. He dresses well...most often.
7. No obsession with superheros.
6. He's not from Mississippi.
5. He doesn't obsessively bleach or extend his hair.
4. "Yeah...and...that LEO NECKLACE! He's...got it on still." I mean, what is that??
3. No pirate earrings or eyebrow piercings or tattoos.
2. He's boring.
1. HE SO FRICKIN CUTE I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO MOCK HIM!!!