Now, just to prove that I haven't fully lost my crackers, I'm going to do a little comparision of scruff for you..to show you what's deemed acceptable or not. Here we are...a pic of the boys at the Oscars.
Awww....isn't that sweet? In scanned form and from far away...JC's scruff could almost look as acceptable as Chris and Joey's....but, let's take a CLOSER look, shall we?? (btw...Justin looks like a little boy in that picture. Teehee.)
Uneven...more hair on the right side of his face than the left...and he looks like a frickin' Spanish conquistador...or Count Dracula..or something. Ugh...no no NO!!!!!!! Now, I'll show you some acceptable scruff. Look and learn.
Evenly matched, nicely manicured...Joey, you win! (I don't think he hears that enough!!) So....people....everywhere...listen and learn. Scruff on Joey and Chris? GOOD. Scruff on JC? BAD!!! I hope you've all learned something here today. We now return you to your regularly schedules website.
Take a space ride with the Index, baby.