Happy Birthday to Ashley Parker Angel!

Ain't he PURTY? Yeah, I think so too. Well, he shares his birthday with our website, so you know he's GOT to kick ass. He's a youngin, having just turned 19, but that's all good. The youngest, blond member of any boyband always gets the most chicks. ANYWAY, we have compiled a list of Ashley's ten best birthday presents. Here they are!!


Ashley's Top Ten Birthday Gifts

10. A card from Nick Carter that says "Congrats, Kid! You're the young blond one! That means you'll be the most popular! Good for you! Happy Birthday!"

9. A big, fat, ass-grabbin' hug from Lou. (I shudder at the thought. Sorry, Ash.)

8. A free dinner at Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. Hey, EVERYONE could use a free dinner at Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles.

7. One more oh-so-groooooovy plaid button-up short sleeve shirt

6. Another cool fisherman hat that he can put on after he CAREFULLY sculpts his hair. :)

5. New strings for his guitar. Guys always LOVE getting new guitar strings.

4. Videos of JC singing..so he can study them..and learn to be JUST like him.

3. A set of "It's Okay That I Have A Girly Name" Self-Motivation Tapes.

2. A waterproof alarm clock..so he can get out of the shower on time before Eric and Jacob yell at him

1. A supportive girlfriend...named Ami. :)


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