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This is going to be an interesting page, interesting indeed. This page will showcase and highlight all the various funny things I decide to put up that just don't fit in with anything else. They may be funny, they may be dead serious (What anything dead serious is doing on my page I'LL never know...), or just plain weird. Either way, they'll be up here, and we have a few interesting ones to start us off this time.
Our very first entry into the hall of weirdness known as this page is a little song written by our very own SuperKnife. It is unknown when he first composed this little "ditty", but it is surely destined to become a classic.....or at least to turn some heads. It appears he's taken a small hatred clause a little too far....
Without further ado, I give you the current lyrics compilation to the song, "The Pandas Must Die! The Pandas Must Die!" written by Tyler Graves, who will also be the executive director and co-writer of the musical broadway extravaganza.
The chorus lines are in purple, and the green parts are for the choir.
Pandas are so cute and cud-dly!
They are white and fluffy and they look so cute!
But what have they ever done for yooo-oou?
The pandas must die!
The pandas must die!
All they do is eat and sleep and crap!
Eat and sleep and crap!
They eat their bamboo sticks
And look at you and go "awwww"
And in my head I say "KILL THEM NOW!!!!!"
They eat and they do nothing....
The pandas must die!
The pandas must die!
All they do is eat and sleep and crap!
Eat and sleep and crap!
I say we send them to an island.....an island!!!!
And we test our chemicals on them....chemicals!!!!!
Then we nuke them all....cause.....
The pandas must die!
The pandas must die!
All they do is eat and sleep and crap!
Eat and sleep and crap!
You may email Tyler and all his craziness at unproductive@hotmail.com.
And now you shall witness a feat unmarvelled in genetic engineering.According to most of Rob's friends, he would appear to have dated his clone, the lovely lady Lori. Now we shall place pictures of the two of them, even though they are no longer a couple, side by side, and you shall vote on whether or not they are/were clones. Go ahead....vote damn you....vote....
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The next offering on this page is rather unique, but familiar at the same time. Most chatters who utilize the net have used, or seen them used, at some point in time. I am referring to emoticons, a collection of symbols that convey images that are commonly known to convey emotion while chatting on the internet, as actual tones of voice or faces cannot be seen.
However, the following emoticons, or "smilies", as they are usually called, are not likely to be found anywhere else. Most are truly unique....and even somewhat frightening that the maker would have had time to find/come up with them all. So I give you Adam Hughes' emoticon collection. And may God have mercy on his soul.
>8-O-(&) :-0WW :V:-| >:-[ -{9 :-{8 ~oE]:-| :-Q >:-Q -... .-) :-| :-D*
Person just realizing that he or she has a tapeworm
Person vomiting a series of Slim Jims
Person who cannot figure out why nobody wants to talk to him or her, little suspecting that there is an alligator on his or her head
Person who is none too pleased to be giving birth to a squirrel
Person who is unhappy with the results of her breast-enlargement surgery
Fisherperson heading for market with a basket on his or her head containing a three-legged octopus that is giving off smell rays
Person who just had cybersex and is now enjoying a post-coital cybercigarette
Person who was enjoying a post-coital cigarette until he suddenly noticed, to his alarm, that there is some kind of discharge dribbling from his cybermember
Person who can still smile despite losing an eyeball
Person unsure of which long-distance company to choose
Person laughing so hard that he or she does not notice that a 5-legged spider is hanging from his or her lip
Well, that's about it for the smilies, I laughed, I cried, I vomited, I praised the almighty spoon, but that's the end. You can email Hughes if you like by clicking here.
In today's world, nobody is perfect, but some of you....yeah, you know who you are, are ESPECIALLY bad. You filthy, impure, vermin.....you shall be smitten on the judgement day! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *smacks self back to topic*
Have you ever wondered just how bad you are? Well, your days of wondering are over. Over 7,000,000 people have already answered this question with TheSpark.Com's Purity Test. Go there to find out how evil you are, and then tell all your friends like Rob is about to. Every time Rob takes this test, he seems to get worse and worse......we're looking at you two Tina and Jess....*glares*....
