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Ok, this is it, the page where the champion quotes of all time are honoured for their exploits and enshrined in solid gold.....ok, so maybe quotes don't have exploits, and I don't have any way to enshrine them in solid gold....but maybe a gold coloured font will do just as nicely....
Here they are, your voted winners of the quotes of the week/month polls. Right now, there is only one winner, and it will forever be known as the first ever "Quote of the Site".
Champion
"Brandon, if you were going to take over Ireland, how would you do so?" ~Tina
"Well....I would tell every Protestant that his neighbour's a Catholic, that every Catholic's neighbour is a Protestant and watch them make me a very big lawn! Then I'd enslave the remaining survivors to mow my very big lawn." ~Brandon
1st Runner-Up
"My dad suggests I come out of the closet." ~Rob
"Please tell me you're standing in a closet." ~Tina
2nd Runner-Up
*Sean Connery voice* "Where's my damn fruitcake?" ~SuperKnife
Champion
"We feel you're really stupid and have serious social problems....here's a weapon!" ~McDonell
1st Runner-Up
"If ya see me....or me.....or me...say hi." ~Marya
2nd Runner-Up
What is a 'thoch'....and where can I get one?" ~Laura
Champion
*holds out a sucker she's been sucking on* "Nah, I don't want this. Do you want it Rob?" ~Tina
"But it's been IN YOUR MOUTH!" ~Rob
"My tongue has been IN YOUR MOUTH." ~Tina
"You have a valid point." *accepts sucker* ~Rob
1st Runner-Up
"Rob, I'm going to put you through a table and shove flaming broken glass up your bum. Then, I'm going to take the flu-fiest panda I can find, choke it to death, gut it like a fish, and drain all the guts and blood. Then I'm going to fill the panda with chocolate-covered caramel monsters and stitch it back up. Then I'm going to shove the stuffed panda through your head and feed it what comes out of your festering head wound. The chocolate caramel monsters will eat it and burst out like the chest bursters from Aliens. I'm then going to light the chocolate-caramel monsters on fire with a flame thrower and shove them down the throat of your rotting corpse. They will proceed to kill your corpse with knifes until they parachute out of your butt and cut your flesh. Note: Panda stuffed with chocolate-caramel monsters that parachute from your butt will be wrapped in barbed wire before I shove it in your head." ~SuperKnife
2nd Runner-Up
"Rob.....can I borrow that dollar? Here, I'm jumping up and down." ~Tina
"Yes, I will also be jumping up and down for the dollar." ~Crystal
*confused look on face* "Why are you two jumping up and down like that?" ~Rob
"Because we're females, and females are more appealing when they're jumping up and down Rob." ~Tina
"Yup!" ~Crystal
"Oh, now you're gonna give her the dollar because she jumps up and down better, aren't ya Rob?" ~Tina
*confused still* "Whatever......just take the money........or you could fight over it!" *evil grin* ~Rob
