Welcome to the "Table of Quotely Contents", AKA the directory to the meat and potatoes of this website. This site is all about quotes, quotes from people I know, people I don't, TV, movies, books, conversations, the list goes on. Anyway, you must be really eager to read about how messed up some of the people I know are.....well, you must or else you wouldn't have clicked on the link to bring you to this page......unless of course you clicked on it by accident.....but you wouldn't do that.......no...you wouldn't dare..........

   Sorry, I went into 'insane psychotic Rob' mode there for a second, don't worry, I won't be coming to your house in the middle of the night to kill you just because you accidentally clicked on my link, I don't do that.....err, well not lately. But seriously, there are some things to know before you go in here.

    On to the rules:

   First of all, DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE TO ANYTHING HERE!

   Please! People, that's the most important thing. Some of the quotes may sound offensive, but do not take them that way. I am pretty much the least prejudiced person you will ever hear about, so don't think I'm some pompous racist jackass.

    Second of all, MATERIAL WILL NOT BE SUITABLE FOR ALL AGES!

   This is the big one, a whole lotta material here will not be suitable for young eyes and ears. Please stay clear if you're a munchkin, this stuff isn't exactly your kind of entertainment, so get lost bub. If this page were to be rated, I'd say probably AA or R.

   Third of all, lastly, but definately not least, YOU MUST LAUGH!

   I went through the trouble of posting up just how messed up me and my friends and acquaintances are, you can damn well laugh at us! Try it! It's fun! We do it all the time! Seriously, if you have spent 10 minutes here, and you're not laughing your ass off yet, then something is horribly, horribly, HORRIBLY wrong with you, and you should seek treatment immediately.

   Anyway, now that we got all the rules over with, then we can begin. Below you will find the links to the various sub-sections, of my quote archive.