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The Boy Who Invented Lip-Synch

 

          It all happened so long ago-over fifty years ago, in fact.  But I just found out about it the other day-and that was straight from the horse’s mouth-so to speak.  Anyway, this is how the old boy told the story to me.  (I mean no disrespect, you see.  He’ll always be a boy to me and I to him-forever locked in the summers of boyhood.)

 

          He started-just out of the blue.  “You know,” he said, “I never could sing a note!” This, from a member in good standing of a musical family of community repute.  I did not know that, although I was very close to his family and had lived with them, off and on, for years.  I could immediately sense that this was to be a genuine revelation.  He started off slowly but picked it up and warmed it up as his tale wagged along.

 

          “You know my family was very musical,” he continued.  I did know that but I did not interrupt as he continued.  “Most every evening, but especially Saturday evenings, we’d all gather round the piano.  Usually mother would play and firmly encourage us all to sing along.  She wouldn’t take no for an answer once she made up her mind about anything and she loved music so much.”

 

          “My dad could play the piano too but he played by ear.  One sister played the violin and a brother could play several instruments,” the old boy continued.  “You understand all this took place a long, long time ago!”  I nodded and he went on.  “Well, it became clear to me early on,” he said, “that I had a real big problem-that with all the pressure to perform as a part of the family music group, and at such a young age.”

 

          “I puzzled and fretted to find a solution and while making faces in the mirror one day, the answer was right there before my eyes.”  “Immediately I started experimenting.  I put the radio on a station that played vocals, listened for ones where I knew all the words and began private rehearsals.”  The old boy’s eyes seemed to glaze over a bit and moistened as he reminisced with his fond family memories slowly coming into focus.  To help him I prompted.  “What were some of the song the family sang?  Can you remember?”  He sat up straight and leaned forward with a start.  He apparently took this as something of an insult.  “Of course I remember.  I still remember them all,” he snapped.  But I could tell his reflective pause was to buy some time and try very hard to recall at least one or two of their most popular numbers to save credibility.  In this reflective stage he lowered his chin down to his chest, wrinkled both eyebrows, pursed his lips and looked at me scoldingly over the top of his bifocals.  It was the exact stern position and facial expression that I had seen his father take a million times before; usually when I had said something dumb.  He held that look and I did a double-take.  Now it was my turn for moistened eyes.  I did love his father so.  And he had taken on all the distinct mannerisms, expressions, even the voice of his father before him.  He started speaking again just as abruptly as he had stopped.  the afternoons before pre-announced evening song fests became final dress rehearsals for me,” he said.  “I even worked gestures into my little act.  Usually I’d try holding the back of one hand or the other up near the corner of my mouth.”  “Can I still remember what songs?” he chided, backing up to a much earlier question.  “Of course I can…clear as a bell.  There were so many and we got good at all of them.  Some were fast.  Some were slow, but most were hymns.” “Let’s see there was…

-         ‘When The Roll Is Called Up Yonder’

-         ‘I’ll Take You Home Again, Kathleen’

-         ‘The Little Brown Church In the Vale’

-         ‘What A Friend We Have In Jesus’

-         ‘Wait Till The Sun Shines, Nellie’

-         ‘I Wondered Today To The Hills, Maggie’

-         ‘The Old Rugged Cross’

and we always gave ourselves an encore with ‘Whispering Hope’.”  “There were other songs too,” he said, “Like…’Leaning on the Everlasting Arms’, and ‘When We All Get To Heaven’.”  With that he lapsed into a total silence, sort of a deep mediation and I did the same.  After a considerable time had passed and not a word between us, I began to feel that it was late and I should go-but without disturbing him.  As I stood up to leave, his eyes snapped open.  He leaned forward again, just as before, straight of back and stern of countenance; that steely gaze resurrected.  Then his entire appearance was transformed again.  His face virtually lit up.  He stood, shook my hand vigorously and mused for a moment stroking his chin with his left hand.  His eyes twinkled in merriment as he said, “I guess I invented lip-synch.”

          And he did, too!  I know, because he’s my brother.


From: Tales of The Heartland Hills

By: Bill  Vivrett