:Narrator - One day, three kids who somehow like anime, got together at Border's. This is how our short story begins.:
*Tal, Era, and Adam were at Border's, meeting each other*
Era-"Lo Tal, lo Adam. Why are we here again?"
Adam-"I don't know, I should even be here, I have to play Kingdom
Hearts."
*Adam, who had a craving for Kingdom Hearts, began to drool*
Tal-"Cool, Adam is drooling again. Let's go to EB games."
*Era, Tal, and Adam headed for EB games*
*Suddenly, as they left the building, a girl sneezed on Adam, putting
him in a coma*
Tal-"Holy shit, look at those chickens with party hats."
*Everyone but Adam, who was in a coma, looked at the chickens with
party hats*
*Tal, turning to see Adam in a coma, kicked the little girl in her left
shin*
Little Girl-"I'm going to sue you, you Jewish bastard."
*Tal then pulls out a croquet mallon from his bag and smashes the
little girl like a pinyatta*
*Anime DVDs come out of her, instead of candy*
*Era stuffs the DVDs in his bag*
Era-"Should we call the ambulance?"
Tal-"Yea, but first let's get some 'baguettes'."
Era-"Good idea."
*Era and Tal go to get baguettes from Genaurdi's*
*They return to Adam's body, and call an ambulance*
:Narrator-At the hospital, Era and Tal are thinking.:
Era-"Let's go, I have better things to do."
Tal-"I don't, but I'll go anyway."
*Tal and Era leave Adam, at the hospital, all by his lonesome*
*Chickens run accross the hospital wearing party hats, causing chaos to
all over*
:Narrator-At home, Era and Tal play Kingdom Hearts.:
Era-"This game is almost as fun as the 16-bit adventure we had last
sunday."
Tal-"Holy shit, we had a 16-bit adventure? Why wasn't I invited?"
Era-"You were, and I wish you wouldn't swear so much Brother Ezekial."
Tal-"It's Tal."
Era-"That's what I said."
*Suddenly, Adam appears*
*Chickens with party hats run around*
*Adam, seemingly docile, takes out a croquet mallot and smashes every
chicken like a pinyatta*
*Instead of candy, intestines fly around*
Tal-"Yo, my Nazi neighbors, would you keep the sound down?"
*Era and Tal turn around to see Adam*
Era-"Weren't you at the hospital...in a coma?"
Adam-"..."
Tal-"Holy shit, where are the communists when you need them."
Adam-"I wanted to play Kingdom Hearts."
Era-"Makes sense."
*Adam, Era, and Tal play Kingdom Hearts till they beat it*
*Era changed the channel, to a show called Kill The Little Animals*
Tal-"Holy shit, it's a Leprachaun vs. a Giant Poptart."
Era-"It's like Godzilla vs. Mothra, only not, because the Giant Poptart
isn't wearing pants."
*The Giant Poptats breaks in half and oozes it's hot filling over the
Leprachaun, ultimately killing itself. The Leprachaun is killed by the
intense heat and oozing filling*
*Leprachaun-"Aah, it has more filling."*
Era-"Wow, that was just like an anime. Way too japanese for me."
*Era, Tal, and Adam agree, then go back to Genaurdi's for more
baguettes*
THE END
contributed by influenzaDOD@lycos.com
