Why God Never Received His Degree

1.  He had only one major publication.
2.  It was in Hebrew.
3.  It had no references.
4.  It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5.  Some even doubt he wrote it himself.
6.  It may be true he created the world, but what has he done since?
7.  The scientific communith has had a hard time replicating his results.
8.  He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human
    subjects.
9.  When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning the
    subjects.
10.  When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the
     sample.
11.  He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
12.  Some say he had his son teach the class.
13.  Students who had meetings with him were given conflicting instructions.
14.  His teaching assistants each recieved different versions of the same lecture.
15.  He expelled his first two students for learning.
16.  Although there were only 10 requirements, most students failed his test.