Funeral

There were three men standing at the Pearly Gates of Heaven where Saint Peter met them and asked, "what would each of you like to hear your relatives or friends say at your funeral?"

The first man answered, "I am a renowned doctor and I would love to hear someone say how I had been instrumental in saving someone's life and gave them a second chance."

The second man replied, "I am a family man and a school teacher, I would like to hear some say what a great husband and father I was and that I had been made a difference in some young persons life.

"The third man replied, "Wow guys, those are really great things but I guess if I had my choice I would rather hear someone say, "LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!"