Trumpet JokesHow man trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? None, because the world revloves around them!
What's the difference between a trumpet and a chain saw? Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding the chain saw very still.
What is a gentleman? Somebody who knows how to play the trumpet, but doesn't.
How many trumpets does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but he'll do it too loudly.
What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other? "Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."
How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? The doorbell shrieks!
Why can't a gorilla play trumpet? He's too sensitive.
What do trumpet players use for birth control? Their personalities.
What did little Johnny's mother tell him when he said "I want to be a trumpet player when I grow up?" "But Johnny, you can't do both."
What would a trumpet player do if he won a million dollars? Continue to play gigs until the money ran out.
How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to handle the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could have done it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the trumpet players.
How do you improve the aerodynamics of a trumpeter's car? Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof.
What do you call a lead trumpet player with half a brain? Gifted.
What's the first thing a trumpet player says at work? "Would you like fries with that?"
How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to change the bulb and four to contemplate how Louie Armstrong would have done it. Other Instrument JokesWhy do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? They never know when to come in.
What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion? Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces.
What's the best way to confuse a drummer? Put a sheet of music in front of him.
How can you make a trombone sound like a french horn? Stick your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.
What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians? A drummer.
Why is it good that drummers have a half-ounce more brains than horses? So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.
Why is the French horn a divine instrument? Because a man blows in it, but only God knows what comes out of it.
What is the range of a piccolo? Oh, about twenty yards on a good day.
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have a machine that does that now.
How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door? The knock always speeds up.
How do you get two piccolos to play in unison? Shoot one.
What is the difference between a french horn section and a '57 Chevy? You can tune a '57 Chevy.
Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car? Yeah, it took two hours to get the drummer out. |
