Types of men you might see in the restroom

  • EXCITABLE Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
  • SOCIABLE Joins friends in piss, if he has to or not.
  • NOSEY Looks into urinal to see how other guy is fixed.
  • CROSSEYED Looks into urinal to the left, pisses into one in the middle, flushes the one on the left.
  • TIMID Cannot urinate if someone is watching. Flushes urinal as if he had gone, sneaks back later.
  • INDIFFERENT All urinals are being used, he pisses in sink.
  • CLEVER No hands, shows off by fixing tie, looks around, pisses on the floor.
  • WORRIED Is not sure of what he has been doing lately, makes quick inspection.
  • FRIVOLOUS Plays stream up and down urinal, tries to hit fly.
  • ABSENT MINDED Opens vest, pulls on tie, pisses in pants.
  • DISGUSTED Stands for awhile, gives up, walks away.
  • SNEAK Farts silently while leaking, acts innocent, hopes that the man in the next stall will be blamed.
  • CHILDISH Leaks directly into urinal bottom, likes to see the bubbles.
  • PATIENT Stands very close for a long time, reads newspaper with his other hand.
  • EFFICIENT Waits till he has to take a crap, then does both.
  • TOUGH Bangs dong against urinal to dry it off.
  • FAT Has to stand back to take a long blind shot at urinal, misses and pisses in shoe.
  • LITTLE Stands on box, falls in urinal, drowns.
  • DRUNK Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
  • WITHDRAWN Places feet in urinal, pisses down leg, thus eliminating noise.
  • IMPATIENT Always in a hurry, pisses down back of guy using urinal in front of him.