A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make 
room for a new skyscraper. Due to its proximity to other buildings it 
could not be imploded and had to be dismantled floor by floor.

While working on the 49th floor, two construction workers found a 
skeleton in a small closet behind the elevator shaft. They decided 
that they should call the police. 

When the police arrived they directed them to the closet and showed 
them the skeleton fully clothed and standing upright. They said "this 
could be Jimmy Hoffa or somebody really important."

Two days went by and the construction workers couldn't stand it any 
more, they had to know who they had found. They called the police and 
said, "We are the two guys who found the skeleton in the closet and 
we want to know if it was Jimmy Hoffa or somebody important."

The police said it's not Jimmy Hoffa, but it was somebody kind of 
important."

"Well, who was it?"

"The 1956 Blonde National Hide-and-Seek Champion."