Jessica Simpson

Jessica doesn't seem half bad, ya know? She actually has a voice, a bra (that she ACUTALLY WEARS), and she's actually vowed for abstinence, which most singers, hint, hint, or even people, don't normally do. For all the people who don't know what abstinence is--- It's when you don't have sex 'til you're married. We all know we can't say the same for dear Brit-Brit. Oh, well. She can only have so many goals in life.