VMA 2000

Well, well, well, it seems Ms. Brit had a rather tough time keeping her clothes on, as you can see. And frankly, she scared the shit outta me. I knew it was too good to be true in the beginning when she was fully clothed. Now, fans, now tell me that she's not sexually suggestive. In my opinion, way too much for little kids.


Ahah! She's got a turtlehead pokin' out!


Could you make the neck any lower, Brit?


Hey! C'mon! Justin's my man, bitch! Bring it on!


God, shirts these days are such a hassle.
*God, look at those guys behind her. Free strip-show!*


It's amazing how much that hat covers her eyes,
kinda like that Shadow dude.


I feel so much more comfortable and free when I'm
not wearing nothing. So relaxing!
*Looks like Britney's also attracted some lesbian viewers.*