Short Jokes

What do you call a Mexican after a vasectomy?

A dry Martinez!

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew ?

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Eatalottapus!

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin!

** these jokes supplied by Hagen. More short jokes coming soon