Powerscopes

Earth Signs by Blossom
Earth girls are large and in charge! Some might say you're bossy, but that's because some might be jealous that you're the leader and they're not. I'm not gonna name names, but one of those someones sounds a lot like Stutterbup. Anyways, being in charge means taking responsibility. It's up to Earth Girls to remember to unplug the toaster...or untie Mojo.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20):
You're a big strong bull, Ms. Taurus, and the world is your china shop (be careful where you step, cause if you break it, you buy it). Always loyal, the mighty Taurus sticks with her sisters through the toughest battles...even if they don't follow orders like they're supposed to. On the 7th, watch out for villains disguised as matadors. The 14th is a good day to bone up on strategy, or to become a vegetarian.

VIRGO (August 23-Sept. 22):
You have a stubborn streak that reminds me of my sister. You also keep your emotions hidden, especially from evil-doers. So while nasty villains see a tough pillar of justice, your friends see a big softie with heart to spare. This soft side will come in handy on the 11th, when Mercury is in your love house. Wear a red bow for courage! The 22nd is a good day to relax with friends after a long battle with evil.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19):
You are the Queen of Lucky! Knowing a Capricorn is like having your very own horseshoe. Your friends admire your ambition, smarts and success. Be careful, though. All this good fortune makes you a prime target for evil-doers and their inky schemes. The 5th is your day to get organized. But don't let that messy sock drawer distract you from saving the world. On the 18th, go to the library and look up new ways to outsmart your enemies.

Fire Signs by Buttercup
Fire girls have hot heads and fiery temperaments. They're not bossy like Earth girls or crybabies like Water girls. Fire girls rule!! You don't believe me? Come on over here and say that! Yeah, I dare you...

ARIES (March 21-April 19):
The sign of the ram. And those mighty horns come in awfully handy during a battle with a giant three-headed dragon-snake thing. Aries girls are born leaders who could do a much better job than you-know-who (rhymes with possum). The 12th is going to be a tough day, so wear something practical. Like boxing gloves. And don't back down! Things get easier by the 19th. After that, nobody will mess with you (not more than once, anyway).

LEO (July 23-August 22):
Okay all you lions, let's hear you roar! Is that the best you can do? I mean, do you really want to be known as the Wuss of the Jungle? C'mon! "I'm the baddest sign in the zodiac!" Say it loud, say it proud. Now you're talking! So, what's a Leo girl to do with all this strength and bravery? Beat up a couple of Rowdyruff Boys, that's what! Or save the world from an evil monkey. It's gonna be a busy month, so get plenty of sleep and take your vitamins. On the 17th, the world will be listening to your every meow.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21):
Time to celebrate! A project you've been working on is finally coming to an end. And it beats the tar out of the competition! You have qualities that some people (like your sisters) see as bull-headed and stubborn. But you're just being assertive, and rightfully so. But keep in mind that this can-do attitude may land you in the principal's office. More than once. Your lucky color is green, and your competition is often green with envy! On the 6th, villains will rue the day they darkened your door.

Water Signs by Bubbles
Water babies are emotional and sensitive. That is so sweet! Their first response in times of stress is to cry. This is completely understandable when someone turns your pretty hair into meat or if they turn the whole world black-and-white. Yep, first you cry. Then you color. Then you get even.

CANCER (June 21-July 22):
You love to collect things. I collect tinfoil! And just like fellow Cancerian Lenny Baxter, you tend to overdo it. So if you find yourself locking your favorite superheroes up in brightly colored gift boxes, you've gone a bit too far. Step back, take a deep breath, and color a picture of happy ponies. Use the blue crayon! On the 13th, those closest to you may be acting strange and not terribly nice. The 28th is a good day to play hopscotch.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21):
You crave attention. And who doesn't? Like when your bossy sisters get all the praise for saving the world, you just wanna grab the spotlight with a rousing rendition of "What A Girl Wants" in Pig Latin, or maybe just a simple, high-pitched squeal. I say go for it! This is a better attention-getting method than any used by those Scorpio villain wannabes, the Amoeba Boys. On the 7th, you will get lots of attention, from a not-so-secret admirer. The 20th is a good day for a nap.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20):
The shyest sign in the zodiac. Come out little Pisces, no one's gonna hurt you! We all know that your coy exterior hides an offbeat, fun-loving, cream-filled center. Like a chocolate Easter Bunny! So let your sweetness show! Now is a good time to be your own unique self. If everybody else is using the yellow crayon, go ahead and reach for periwinkle (even if you're drawing Mister Sun!). Your lucky day is the 4th, so kiss every small green person you see. One of them might be a leprechaun!

Air Signs by Professor Utonium
Ah, air! Giver of life and fanner of flames. Air is the very substance that makes this planet go. And those born under the Air signs have the brains and know-how to keep the wheels of progress turning. You go, girls!

GEMINI (May 21-June 20):
Like two geniuses in one! Gemini is highly versatile and multitalented. Sometimes you lack focus, though, and your brilliance scatters every which way like a room full of fully charged electrons. What a mess! So buckle down and concentrate, and it won't take a dose of Chemical X to make you a superhero. The 10th is your lucky day. Someone might name a formula after you! The 19th is a good day to mow the lawn.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22):
The sign of the scales. Balance is very important to the universe, whether you're lining up the planets or carrying a tray of hot chocolate with mini marshmallows down a steep set of basement stairs. Libra knows that one tip could spell disaster...oh no! The good news is this: Everybody thinks you're perfect, including your supervillain next-door neighbor. On the 2nd, you should start studying chemisrty. On the 30th, you should still be studying, cause it's fun!

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb.18):
Like the rest of your Air sisters, you Aquarians just love to talk! Some might say you love to lecture, but then some are just cranky because it's past their bedtime. Even thouhg you have a million fascinating things to say, take some time to listen. Hear the soft meow of a cute kitty, who will convince you to build a giant hypno-device that will enable cats to take over the world! On second thought, keep talking...The 10th is a good day for fresh starts: Buy yourself a shiny new pencil. On the 17th, take some time to frolic in a leafy glade.