Stolen snipets of quotes (stolen from my friends, that is)

Quotes I stole from unsuspecting people
note: these are taken out of context.

"if I was at work right now, I'd still be at work."-Em

"After he switched clothes with the bum"-Joe

"It's just a cheap motel in the middle of town."-Dad

"If you want to see a smiling face, go to McDonald's"

"This isn't my spoon!"-possibly me, might be Joe

"Mr. _____ to the back room please, and bring a gun."-intercom at Tom Thumb

"I am the fu fu blue fu!"

"If it's not blue, green, or yellow, it's red."-Tracy

"conference in the bathroom"

"I didn't like the d@mn thing floppin'. I couldn't get it to stay still."-my manager

You should put it right there where I had it.

"Can I borrow toQDuj? It's only for 5 miles...
toQDuj
toQDuj
toQDuj"-Tym