Funny Ebonics Funny Ebonics
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's Ebonics homework
assignment He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
2. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch
rectum both.
3. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.
4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".
7. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
8. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
9. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
10. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break."
11. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
12. Seldom - My cousin gave me tickets to the nicks game, so I seldom.
13. Honor - At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, "Who was honor first?
14. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
15. Odyssey - I tol' my brother, "You odyssey the tits on that ho!"
16. Axe - After school today, the police want to axe me some questions.
17. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."
18. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.
