Top Ten Reasons
Why Handguns Are
Better Than Women
10. You can trade an old .44 for two new.22's.
9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.
8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he
will be impressed and usually will let you try it.
7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.
5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"
2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN:
1. You can buy a silencer.
