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Oh My God, what were these idiots thinking? 0

If you didn't believe the score above, then let me fill you in. Man this game SUX BAD! Everything in here is horrible. Where should I start?

Well, on NES or SNES, you get the same piece of Krap you should never lay hands on much less see on any t.v. I am lucky I survived one 10 minute sitting with it just to see what was so bad about it. Phew! ~.~ When I was playing this junk, I saw my life flash before my eyes once or twice.

The gameplay sucks @$$. Everything moves like molasses on a winter morning, probably at 2 frames per second or worse. Hit detection is poor, and it is hard to even defeat an enemy at the beginning. The music is even worse, with the same 4 second loopy soundtrack in EVERY stage. It will drive you insane and get stuck in your head forever. *.*

This game has no replay value at all, the only thing you will be replaying with this was the moment you tried to give it to an old lady and she hit you over the head with it.

This game is no fun to play, but it is pretty fun to go to the local sushi bar and show the chef the game and see his reaction: He will grab it out of your hand and chop it up and throw it in the trash and chase you with a machete out of the place. Bebe kid bad meat no taste good.

If you don't go insane, your nintendo will or your t.v will rebel against you. I have seen the light. It does, however, make a good cure for sleeplessness. Run from it as if it were satan himself.-Joel-

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