The graphics here are UGLY. The burgers and food based enemies all have this moldy green color to them, and the color scheme is one of the worst I have ever seen. Staring at your tv screen during this game will cause intense nausea or uncontrollable seizures. Play at your own risk.
The sound and music are even worse. You can count the entire soundtrack and sounds in the game in under 10 fingers. Not much variety here. The music is a loopy 6 (WOW!) second soundtrack that is just as annoying as bebes kids, except it will possess you to go to the grocery store and destroy any food item from the game with pepper spray. The song will get stuck in your head and will not leave unless you play in mute, which neither should be happening in the first place if you are smart enough.
Well, to be nice, the gameplay sucks the big one. The chef you control moves like fat albert on weight gainer 2000. You will often find yourself dying when the chef has a delayed reaction and does not climb the ladder like he is supposed to. He moves twice as slow as the food chasing you, and he reacts slow like I said before.
The object is to make burgers by stacking them layer by layer. Against you is a horde of food enemies ranging from weenies and eggs. When you reach levels 3&5, pickles and cheese are added to the mix. OOOOHHH!!! There is no fun to be found with this game except for the following:
1)Laugh your butt off as you see a friend get pissed off because of the horrible gameplay 2)See how many weenies can jump you at one time 3)Grind the game up and make a burger with silicon chips for dinner. 4)Play fetch with your dog with it.
If you were dumb enough to curse your NES by inserting Burger Time into the deck, hit your head against the nearest wall as hard as you can, apologize to your NES, and sprinkle holy water on your t.v and pray that it doesn't run away or go on strike. Don't say I didn't warn you. -Joel-
