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Geez where do I even begin. DVABCH, damn even the acronym is freakin long, is not awesome, nor anywhere near awesome. In fact the developers of this game should be sued and locked up for consumer fraud and theft because they simply stole your money if you paid for it. Hey what am I saying, I really can’t blame them for this debacle if people were going to willingly hand over the money to them. In fact they pulled one of the best con jobs ever. This game stinks and stinks bad, but it doesn’t stink of awesomeness because this is far from it. This is a horrible basketball game period. The game moves so choppy you can’t tell what is going to happen next. Meaning you don’t know where your player you are controlling is going to warp to next. “What do you mean by warp”, you ask? Simple, the game moves so choppy that when you move your player he disappears and literally pops up at his destination. Same goes with passing the rock around as well.
There is also no season mode, not that you’d be stupid enough to want to play a whole season anyway, and the commentary is horrible. “He’s the windex man!!!!!” gets freakin old and quick. Turn the ball over passing and you get to hear a guitar riff. Yay a guitar riff. They spent more time trying to put commentary and guitars in the game than actually play testing the game. Another “EXCITING” feature is on fast breaks when you get to listen to a MIDI file of either Michigan or Norte Dame. Give me a break. Real stupid since you’re using fake teams and confrences. However all of the horrible things about this game pale in comparison to the horrible picture of a cheerleader from state college at halftime. Well that almost solves the fake teams problem because now you can just add state to the team of your choice. The funniest thing may be the fact that the audience is twice the size of the players on the court. Amusing.
Anyway there is no reason to own this crap. Even at 25 cents you risk looking stupid buying it at a used videogame store.Lets just forget this turd and hope it goes the way of the Hoops Malone Show. What, you don’t remember the show? I can sum it up in three words. It’s attrocious baby!!!!!!!
