By Tabby
TaichiDejimon@collegeclub.com
Author's Note: Here are the ages for this story:
Matt: 20
Tai: 19
Matt grinned sadistically at the cat.
"One day, when Tai's out doing tech work, I'm selling you to that chinese place down the street and making a load of money. I'll be sure to order the sweet and sour chicken too. And I'll mourn you," Matt said. Tai walked in the living room with a towel around his waist, and glared at Matt.
"I heard that! Matt, I swear to god! You leave my cat alone!"
"Hey sexy! Damn you look good!" Matt said, still grinning. Tai let go of the towel and scooped up Tabby in his arms, cooing at her.
"My poor kitty…don't listen to Matt, he's just being mean. He wouldn't really sell you to a chinese place. My CYUTE kitty."
Matt made a desperately eager sound as he looked at Tai. He was DAMN horny now. Oh wow…him just standing naked in the living room…Matt was practically drooling.
"No. You were mean to Tabby," Tai said, frisking her chin. He dumped her out of his arms and picked up his towel and put it around his waist again, and headed to the bedroom. Matt got up eagerly off the couch and followed him. He threw his arms around Tai and gave him a kiss on the cheek and grinned.
"You're so beautiful Tai! I want to make love to you now!" Matt said, hoping it sounded decent. Under normal circumstances, he would, but he was just in the mood for some raw sex at the moment.
"No you don't, you just wanna fuck! I know you Ishida, you're a horndog right now. And I'm not in the mood. Get over it!" Tai said, shoving Matt away ruefully.
"But TAI…" Matt whined. He frantically pulled off his clothes while Tai put on a nightshirt.
"Oh, put a sock in it. I'll give you a hand job, how about that?" Tai said, sitting down on the bed.
"If that's the best you can do…" Matt said, fake pouting.
"All righty, a blow job. Now stop bothering me. You're mean to my cat all the time. If you had a pet, I wouldn't be mean to it! In fact, go get a pet, and I'll prove how not mean to it I'll be."
"Hooray! A blow job!" Matt said jumping up on the bed with a moronic grin. He sat down next to Tai, VERY eager.
"You're such a kid," Tai said, the corners of his mouth twitching ever so slightly.
"So? OH GOD! YES!" Matt said as Tai went down on him
Matt was at the pet store. It was Saturday and he was going to buy a pet damn it! He looked around several times. A bird, something Tabby would destroy. A gerbil? Too small. A guinea pig? Smelled funny…a rabbit? Hmm…that one. The black one. Kinda cute and fuzzy looking.
"How much for the rabbits?" Matt asked the girl at the counter.
"Twelve. You need a cage and stuff too?"
"Nah. Just a rabbit…oh and food too," Matt said. The girl was blushing somewhat. She was admiring Matt… Matt turned away and rolled his eyes.
"Which one do you want?" she asked, coming over. Matt pointed to the black one. She picked it up and put it in his arms.
"Thanks…and umm, rabbit food?" he asked
"I'll get it," she said, going off. Matt walked to the cash register. She came back and set the bag on the counter.
"Total is 14.56," she said, ringing up the rabbit and the food. Matt paid her and walked back to his car, feeling a bit of smug satisfaction.
"Matt, you bought a RABBIT?" Tai gasped in disbelief.
"Yepper! His name is Palon. Cute bunny, isn't he?"
The "cute bunny" was all black, with queer glowing black eyes. Tabby looked up at him from the floor and meowed at Tai pathetically. Tai picked her up and stroked her soothingly.
"Poor Tabby," Tai said, scratching her behind the ears.
"Poor Tabby?" Matt asked, "She'd destroy Palon if she got the chance!"
"I doubt it. She's a sweet kitty, aren't you?" Tai asked. He set her on the ground.
"She'll be sour too once I sell her to the Chinese place," Matt said, grinning viciously at her. Tabby tilted her ears back.
"Be NICE!" Tai insisted. They flopped down on the couch, Palon still in Matt's arms.
"Let's see our pets react," Matt said, letting Palon down on the floor. The rabbit sniffed around, and sat up on his hind legs, twitching his ears.
"How cute!" Tai said, not being able to help himself. Tabby went over to Palon and sniffed at him curiously.
SNAP!
His teeth nearly closed on her nose. She yowled and hissed and fluffed up at him. His odd black eyes glowed at her, and he bit her on the nose.
"MROWR!" Tabby screamed and ran away from him. He chased her around the living room, while Matt laughed hysterically, tears running out of his eyes. Tai crossed his arms and glared at Matt.
"It's not that funny Yamato," Tai said coldly. Matt couldn't respond, he just kept laughing. Tai watched the orange streak of cat being chased by the black streak of rabbit, and giggled a little. Soon both guys were holding each other, laughing at the top of their lungs. Finally, the two animals gave way to each other. Each twitched and ear to signal a truce, unknown to their owners, and they walked and hopped off to the kitchen. Tai and Matt finally stopped laughing, their stomachs hurt so bad, and they went into the kitchen and grinned at the sleeping pets in the cat basket.
"Well, it's a start on a family," Matt said, putting his arm around Tai, "You start out with the little pitter patter of paws." He gave Tai a kiss, and smiled.
"Yes sirree," Tai said, and leaned his head against Matt contentedly.
Later, after Matt and Tai were in their bedroom, Palon and Tabby were jerked out of sleep due to the sound of bed springs squeaking and louds moans and groans from under the door. Tabby went to the door and Palon hopped along behind her. They stopped, their ears twitching.
"They do this at least twice a week," Tabby meowed at Palon. Palon nodded.
"What are they doing?" he asked.
"Dunno, I've never seen it myself…I think they're rearranging the bed personally," Tabby said.
"NO TABBY! GO AWAY!" she heard Matt bellow from the other side of the door.
The rabbit and the cat heard laughter, and went away from the door somewhat confused.
"They're odd," Palon said.
"Yep," Tabby said and grinned at the rabbit.
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