Asking For It Quotes

"Hey, don't sell these shots as celebrity skin, alright man? I'm wearing underwear and stuff."
-Courtney to a tabloid photographer at the Virgin Megastore.

"Can I have a napkin, please? Cause I'm fucking sweaty, man!"
-Courtney, after playing Drown Soda

"This is Melissa Auf der Maur......and Patty Schemel. First woman ever to grace the cover of Drum World magazine......A LITTLE LOUDER YOU PUSSIES! And that's a fucking jerk! No, that's Eric. Eric, we don't get along very good.
-Courtney introducing Hole to the Virgin Megastore audience.

"Um, I'm sorry for anyone who didn't get in, but we'll sign autographs or fucking sing Dylan songs or something."
-Courtney to audience.

"Oh god, I see an Evening Standard. I see a Star, a News Of The World....HELP WE'RE IN TABLOID HELL! You guys, can we kill these people? Please? ......Thank you!
-Courtney, seeing tabloid reporters in the Virgin Megastore audience.

"Melissa, how could you fuck the whole city of Seattle, there's a million people in it."
Melissa: "Good question, you'll have to teach me."
Courtney: "I don't know, maybe I'll succeed."
-Courtney & Melissa at the Virgin Megastore, after "Drown Soda."

"I don't really treat him that bad. See, he acts so quiet, like the victim, but, that's not really the way it is. See, I've been set up again to look like an asshole."
-Courtney, talking about Eric, at the Virgin Megastore.

"Well, if this was a real show, I'd throw you water but it's not. So I can't even throw you vodka."
-Courtney to the hot crowd at the Virgin Megastore.

"Hold on one second, ok? I'm gonna kick Eric's butt."
-Courtney to the Virgin Megastar crowd, when Eric kept playing her parts.

Melissa: "Are you going to describe what this song is about?"
Courtney: "What song?"
Melissa: "He Hit Me?"
Courtney: "Oh right, next song. Next song was written by Carole King, in 1965....and it's fuckin' sick man, it's a twisted song."
-Melissa and Courtney again at the Virgin Megastore, before "He Hit Me."

"Me Patty and Kurt wrote this song once. Not very good, but fuck you."
-Courtney before playing "Drunk In Rio."

"Should we do-wait-one more? Should we do that other one that me and Kurt wrote that Jim Herandal didn't get his hands on? Closing Time? Do you want to do that? It's cute. Ok let's do-we're gonna do one more."
-Courtney talking about Drunk In Rio.

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