Dad Yes Exclusive Elliotes Chat
JET3004: Hello, and welcome.....I'd like
to welcome the Elliotes tonight.
foofighter67: o my fellow band mates
and the king of all retro preps joseph
JET3004: Let's start with a few basic
questions.
cliffclavin37: hi
JET3004: Elliotes, how do you feel about
the new cd?
foofighter67: o just phat
foofighter67: ya know joseph
Mr Eddie Walker: IT IS PHAT!!!!!!!!!!!
foofighter67: it feels great to have a new album
out mother facer
JET3004: Yes, I am sure it is.
foofighter67: archie bunker once said "put a
button on your face" and i laughed
Mr Eddie Walker: It gives me facin chills
dude.
JET3004: How are your reactions to
comments made by Pat, earlier?
cliffclavin37: well 1st of all, the boy scout
cookies are not over
foofighter67: i would enjoy a band featuring pat
andrew t and josh hartle
Mr Eddie Walker: Well I can NOT believe
he said he didnt want a spot with us but
even though he cant be in it is shocks me.
foofighter67: the bsc have just begun
JET3004: Yes, I feel the same way.
Mr Eddie Walker: Shoot I guess life is just a
waterfall.
JET3004: So, what is the best track on the
new cd?
Mr Eddie Walker: Hmm.
cliffclavin37: thats a toughie
Mr Eddie Walker: You cant put a price on
love or life so I can not answer you.
cliffclavin37: dad yes
foofighter67: its just to tough
JET3004: That's true Racecar.
cliffclavin37: thats rasecar
Mr Eddie Walker: Rasecar
foofighter67: "o god, how e runs so fast" --
agatha(minority report)
JET3004: So, Rasecar and Mister Loaf,
how do you feel about Pat's comment
that Cereal Childe does the most work
and is the heart and sould of The
Elliotes?
Mr Eddie Walker: Agatha AGATTHA
cliffclavin37: well i hate joe
foofighter67: and i hate life
Mr Eddie Walker: Well I think cereal childe
is the step in my shoe but we all put three
or even seven percent all the time so I
cant really say.
cliffclavin37: and he is the heart of the band,
he solves all of the fights
JET3004: I see...
cliffclavin37: and joe doesnt do anything
Mr Eddie Walker: Well I do.
foofighter67: and i shoot people with guns
cliffclavin37: me and cereal childe do all the
work
Mr Eddie Walker: That is false
advertisement.
cliffclavin37: we write all the songs facer
JET3004: I see.
Mr Eddie Walker: I make bass and green
tea lines so face you.
foofighter67: i love when the elliotes fight
JET3004: Can we expect new Boy Scout
Cookies material soon?
Mr Eddie Walker: I dont care
foofighter67: o you can bet your bottom dollar
on that big joey
Mr Eddie Walker: That is a un negatory
foofighter67: unless joe decides to turn his back
on us
JET3004: I am sure fans will be quite
excited.
Mr Eddie Walker: Hey I cant change time I
can only change my life.
cliffclavin37: yeah dont expect a new c.d. for
a few months
foofighter67: i can change anybodys soul
JET3004: That brings me to a quote from
"Welcome Back Kotter".............."UP
YOU NOSE WITH A RUBBER
HOSE".........How do you feel about
that?
foofighter67: with a knife
Mr Eddie Walker: Its quite hard since we
are a large band
Mr Eddie Walker: PHAT DADDY!!!
cliffclavin37: it makes me think of my lovely
steadymate
cliffclavin37: kellie facin solis
Mr Eddie Walker: "Steady Mate" --- The
crocodile hunter
cliffclavin37: oh wow
JET3004: I have been getting tons of
emails, so now is the right to to clear it
up...Where did the name "The
Elliotes" come from?
JET3004: ?
Mr Eddie Walker: You spelled it wrong.
Mr Eddie Walker: Eliottes.
Mr Eddie Walker: From Eliotte.
cliffclavin37: it didnt come from elliote
foofighter67: duh big j
Mr Eddie Walker: She said name it that and
we said okay.
cliffclavin37: no
JET3004: I see...
cliffclavin37: i made it up
JET3004: That certainly is an interesting
story.
Mr Eddie Walker: And she said do it and we
said okay.
cliffclavin37: no face
cliffclavin37: i said "hey why dont we call it
the elliotes?" and joe said no
Mr Eddie Walker: I Need more fingers
foofighter67: i need more cereal
cliffclavin37: so since im allowed to hit joe i
did
cliffclavin37: and we called it that
foofighter67: im free
Mr Eddie Walker: Hey your not allowed to
do that
foofighter67: joseph tell austin he can hit joe
foofighter67: and my life will be happy again
cliffclavin37: oh
JET3004: Insider sources tell me that the
new album will full of neat
things...What is the best new neat
thing?
cliffclavin37: wait
cliffclavin37: tell joe that i can hit him
foofighter67: joseph tell austin he can hit joe
JET3004: Austin, you can now...............hit
Joe.
foofighter67: yay
foofighter67: i live in life
cliffclavin37: help
JET3004: Joe, you can now.............be hit.
cliffclavin37: hi
cliffclavin37: joe
Mr Eddie Walker: Well Joseph it is up to
the gods of boy scout cookie honor
salutes
foofighter67: joseph you are a life saver
foofighter67: not the candy
JET3004: Thank you.
foofighter67: that was not a metaphor
JET3004: Tell me....
cliffclavin37: joe? what is your opinion on
josephs decision?
JET3004: Will high school next year
change The Elliotes?
cliffclavin37: it will lead to more
opportunities
Mr Eddie Walker: Well I love Joseph more
than alot of stuff but the honor salute
stated that if I hurt you .
Mr Eddie Walker: Well maybe I will make
holidays.
cliffclavin37: ok
JET3004: Yes, quite true Mister Loaf.
foofighter67: joseph is a boy scout cookie
honer salute god
foofighter67: duh kids
cliffclavin37: well joe?
Mr Eddie Walker: Garrett you cant go past
it unless the person you boy scout cookie
honor saluted is okay with it.
foofighter67: hey button up your face
cliffclavin37: its facin joseph
JET3004: If you could be one kind of
Velveeta Shells and Cheese, what kind
would you be? One with bacon,
broccoli, or plain?
Mr Eddie Walker: I know .................... Im
slitting my wrist
foofighter67: joseph has more authority over
you kocck hole
foofighter67: bacon
cliffclavin37: go die joe
foofighter67: beans arengaren likes bacon
Mr Eddie Walker: Well its true.
JET3004: Are there any new love interests
in your lives?
cliffclavin37: i would have it with incence
cliffclavin37: yes
cliffclavin37: joe loves lanie
Mr Eddie Walker: I love a kid named lane
Mr Eddie Walker: True.
foofighter67: ok buy
JET3004: Oh, amazing.
foofighter67: ok buy
foofighter67: ok buy
cliffclavin37: garret is trying to break off a
close relationship with rick
Mr Eddie Walker: I dont understand it.
JET3004: Yes, as he should.
Mr Eddie Walker: He doesnt want Rick to
love him
foofighter67: its scary kids
foofighter67: you dont understand
foofighter67: ok buy
foofighter67 has left the room.
JET3004: Rick loves a lot of people....But
Rick's love for Gary, certainly is
special.
cliffclavin37: and kellie solis is all for me at
the moment
cliffclavin37: by garret
Mr Eddie Walker: What does the future
have instore for The Eliottes
cliffclavin37: your not joseph
JET3004: There are rumors that a new
music video will accompany a new
single being released off the
album...What song will it be and when
will it be done?
Mr Eddie Walker: Sifilis a kid gets sifilis
cliffclavin37: no
Mr Eddie Walker: I wish.
cliffclavin37: we havent decided
cliffclavin37: possibly make it love
JET3004: Ahh, I see.
cliffclavin37: they are all so great
Mr Eddie Walker: I cant choose
cliffclavin37: but we can deal out sifilus and i
like the govt
cliffclavin37: those are good but they dont fit
the music video scene
Mr Eddie Walker: Nor does kpax because it
will be reated violence
JET3004: I heard track one is really
stellar!
cliffclavin37: whip it of yes 2000
Mr Eddie Walker: Possibly well have to
decide it over a cereal party and fire.
cliffclavin37: the energy in that song makes
you want to want to go face yourself
Mr Eddie Walker: I was trying to but
Garrett walked in my home.
cliffclavin37: wow
cliffclavin37: meat head from all in the
family just said"
cliffclavin37: 5
cliffclavin37: 4
cliffclavin37: 3
cliffclavin37: 7
cliffclavin37: "
Mr Eddie Walker: Sex7y
JET3004: What is the story behind the
track "Joseph?"
Mr Eddie Walker: We heart you.
cliffclavin37: that we do
cliffclavin37: it is a song about memories
JET3004: Wow, I must say....I am very
happy to have a track.
Mr Eddie Walker: Mainly most of our stuff
comes up as some what as an idea a
thought if you will but if that thought is
strong enough to be a memory a hit could
be born
Mr Eddie Walker: - Edgar Allen Poe -
cliffclavin37: it used to be called f,653df
which is pronounced joseph but it isnt
because joe and garret
JET3004: That was deep, sir.
Mr Eddie Walker: Hey I like dead people
cliffclavin37: your dum
JET3004: We all do.Well I want to thank the Elliotes for coming tonight to answer questions that fans sent in. Remember to visit www.dadyes.cjb.net to catch more exclusive interviews.
Mr Eddie Walker: Hey I just know how to
talk.
cliffclavin37: im gonna go get some sausage
Mr Eddie Walker: Joseph I really love you.
