Dad Yes Exclusive Interview with Pat
JET3004: We're here with Pat Berger, member of the esteemed group, The Boy Scout
Cookies. Now Pat, what can you tell me about The Elliotes?
mastapat2000: I CANT TELL YOU THAT I AM NOT IN IT
JET3004: Yes, we all know.
JET3004: Do you feel upset that you were left out?
mastapat2000: NOT REALLY
JET3004: Well, how do you think the band's first album will turn out?
mastapat2000: IM THINKING IT WILL TURN OUT ALRIGHT, THEY'VE BEEN WORKING THEIR FACES OFF AND THIS DEAL
SHOULD TURN OUT PRETTY NEET
JET3004: Yes, I agree. Do you have any plans on creating a new band to rival The Elliotes?
mastapat2000: I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT, MAKING A NIEL DIAMOND TRIBUTE BAND TO RIVAL THEM, BUT THEN I ONLY HAD
ANDREW AND JOSH FACIN' HARTLE. SO THAT WOULD BE DUM. PLUS IT WOULD BE DUM, SO NO IM NOT GONNA MAKE
ANOTHER BAND
mastapat2000: HI
JET3004: Hi to you as well....Yes, how understandable. Would you ever be intersted in
joining the band, if offered a position?
mastapat2000: I DONT CARE ABOUT THE ELLIOTES AND I HAVE NO INTEREST IN TAKING ANY PART IN THEIR FIASCO. I
DON'T KNOW, MAYBE IF ONE OF THEM WAS MEXICAN
JET3004: Kind of bitter, are we?
mastapat2000: OR IF JOE CONVERTED TO BUDDHISM
mastapat2000: NOT REALLY
mastapat2000: IM JUST NOT THAT INTERESTED
JET3004: I see. Do you think The Elliotes will become bigger than the Boy Scout Cookies?
mastapat2000: IT DEPENDS ON HOW GOOD "ONE BAND UNDER FAN" IS. THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO STILL DONT KNOW
THAT THE BOY SCOUT COOKIES DONT EXIST ANYMORE, SO THAT WILL COME AS QUITE A SHOCK TO MOST. BUT FOR THE FEW
PEOPLE THAT DO KNOW, THEY ARE FAIRLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS DEAL
JET3004: Yes, It sounds incredible. So, out of Racecar, Mister Loaf, and Cereal Childe,
who do you think has the most talent and their contribution is most important to the cd's
success?
mastapat2000: I HAVENT HEARD MANY OF THE SONGS
mastapat2000: I LIKE THE NEW WHIP IT THOUGH
mastapat2000: I BELIEVE IN CEREAL CHILDE
JET3004: Yes...Well, on a more personal note, Are there any new love interests in your life?
mastapat2000: IXNAY ON THE FACAY
JET3004: Of course.
mastapat2000: STICK EM UP
JET3004: Well, are there any final comments you would like to make to the public?
mastapat2000: STICK EM UP YEAH STICK EM UP UH STICK EM UP YEAH STICK EM UP COME ON COME ON COME ON COME
ON. HI WES
JET3004: There you go ladies and gentleman. We want to thank Patrick Berger for letting
us conduct this interview, exclusively for www.dadyes.cjb.net . Thank you Pat and
goodnight!
