I Hate Ugly People

When you click "send," your browser will give you a warning, telling you this: "This form is being submitted using e-mail. Submitting this form will reveal your e-mail address (gasp!) to the recipient (me), and will send the form data without encrypting it for privacy (so that I can read it). You may continue or cancel this submission." This means (although you probably know) that your browser will send it to my e-mail inbox (dryadbubbles@hotmail.com), and it will send it using the default e-mail address of your browser. This means I will know your default e-mail address. I won't learn any other deep, meaningful secret of yours. Unfortunately (for me).

Pop Quiz

Put your ugly name here How big's your ugly butt? Smaller than yours Bigger than yours Same gorgeous size as yours! Go us!! I'm not sure how big your butt is... Did you laugh at my site, you ugly thing, you? No, you've got some kind of queer crap factory working here... Meh, it's ok... not great... but ok... Oh yes, HILARIOUS! Don't lie now ugly, do I write so badly I should just shut myself up in my closet and never come out again? Are you crazy??? You write wonderfully. You write ok. Not as bad as my hamster or anything. You suck! Get out of here! Has the ugliness that is you even bothered to read any of the stuff I've written? Yes, of course I have No, but jeez, you expect me to waste my time on ALL that stuff?? So, Ugly Face, aren't my Maggie erasers hotter than any of your erasers have ever been? Yeah, I'm jealous... Hell NO! Do you feel less insecure despite your ugliness 'cause I'm so weird to be writing so much about my erasers? Yeah, actually I do. No, nothing can help me with the crippling effects of my horrible ugliness... Hey ugly, do you think it's lame of me to add this feature just 'cause I learned how to? Nah, everything you do is awesome! Uhh, yeah.. get a life dork! Who the hell cares??? Man, isn't it an insult to "ugly" to call you that? No Yes Hey... is that a trick question?? I withhold my answer!!! Jerk!! Are you tired of me calling you "ugly"? Hell yeah, what's up with that anyway?? No, everything you do is awesome, remember? ****Bonus**** You're a smart little critter, and I'm sure you want to show me how smart you are, so tell me what good questions I should add... Just type 'em in below... thanks! Or maybe you're as stupid as you are ugly, and will want to take this opportunity to insult me... whatever makes you happy. It's your bonus.

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