Sheesh. . Another one? 28th? 29th? My choices are to go finish my book and fall asleep. . . Or To write a S&P and then go to lunch with my parents. Here I am. So I spent the night at a friend's house last night. She asked me. . "You tossed and turned a lot last night. . did you have a bad dream?" Is my name Mary? Those are my gifts. What a silly question. Speaking of questions. .. I was playing around on the internet with a friend filling out personality tests and the like. . .We get to one and it asks random questions and then associates it to something. .. they are silly. .At this point I didn't know what the test was for. . I click "results" and it says. ."You will be a great mother. . blah blah blah." Hey now! What did I do to the test? Hmmm. . .so I fill out the next one. "You will have six children." Ahhhhhh! That was enough test taking for me. I have this route I take around the neighborhood when I go crawling. There are three dogs that I usually pass by in the course of my panting and I've named two of them. The first one I pass by twice because I go in a loop. It's an old dog and it barks when it feels like it. I named this one Chuck. He has one of those invisible fences that is electronic. So they leave their gate open all the time. The second one is a young pup. He's very excitable and is just waiting for me as I round the block. He follows me along the fence barking violently. As long as he can see me. . he's causing a ruckus. I asked Tony to help me come up with a name. Toby. ..Gilbert. . . Gilbert? What kind of name is that? Sheesh. . You think you know people. . . So his best suggestion was Banana Pancakes. I can call him BP for short. We'll see. The third dog is vicious. He's the same kind of dog as Spud McKenzie. (Am I spelling that right? Probably not) Mean thing. I'm very glad they have a tall fence. That thing would go for my jugular if he could. His name is Max. "Come stai, Maximo? Sto bene? Bravo. Ciao." He loves me. Yeah. ..sure. . his teeth sinking into my flesh maybe. Hold on. .. .I don't know. Try your thigh or something. Phone. Well it's official. My aunt is nuts. Yes, I love you too Betsy. This is a usual call. . . "Hello." "Is this the world famous Mary Hardenbergh?" "Who? I think you have the wrong number." Blah blah blah. . "Is it hard being perfect?" Now that question right there. .. just shows that she and my mom are related. Perfect. . sheesh. Doesn't anyone say no to crack anymore? No one in my family obviously. Why is it with guys that if they ask you a question and you tell them the answer that they won't believe you if that's not what they want to hear? My brother. . 'Mary, Do you have any note cards?' No. 'Yes, you do. I saw them in here.' What were you doing in my room? 'Nothing. Can I have some note cards?' If I had any I'd give them to you, but since I don't; I can't. (I don't even use note cards. . so why would I have any? Because he wants me to) How many conversations can I reproduce? Tons. My usual brain that can remember what someone said three months ago, but I can't remember a formula in math that I learned two weeks ago. It's all about what we want to remember, I guess. Brains are weird. "This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs." I'm supposed to cook dinner tonight. Well not supposed to, but I offered because occasionally I like to make a mess in a new place. Stir up a little trouble. I'm making fajitas. One of my dishes. In sixth grade, Bekks and I wanted to go out to dinner; but my mom said that we were going to eat at home. So we decided to cook dinner. Chicken Alfredo. . . mmm. . . good stuff. My mom tells us the cooking directions over the phone. And we cook up a storm. Brown the floor, cook the noodles. . mix in the can of mushroom soup. . and whatever else. I haven't attempted to make it since then so some of that could be wrong. Well let me just tell you. . .very scary. I don't know what we did, but it was very very very wrong. Hahahaha. . .. . We ended up with this nasty gray matter. Let's just say that we ended up going out to dinner. And with all the people who have faith in my cooking. . Jean says today. . "You're cooking dinner?" I said, "Are you scared?" She says, "No, I'm not eating it." "Hey now!" Hmmmm. .. Alright. … I'm must be off otherwise I have three huge mouths gaping open . . "Where is dinner, Mary?" "Mary, I'm hungry." "When's dinner?" ahhhh! Hmm. . .poison. .. . *steepling fingers together like Mr. Burns* Excellent. . just excellent. Have a great day. *big hug* ci vediamo -Mare