Hello my lil children of the corn, My hands are freezing. I’d wear gloves, but it’s too difficult to type with them on. The fingers are too long and they just make a mess on the keyboard. And I already have enough trouble as it is. (Yes, I have tried it before) Carrie and I went to see Cowboy Junkies tonight. It was fun, but every time I go to a concert I always end up with some tall guy right in front of me, which just ticks me off. I mean. . .here I am. . . . unable to find a guy in the entire New England area that has any height at all. .. and he shows up with his girlfriend to stand in front of me. hmmm. . . nice. .see this time, tall wasn’t the problem. I had a short guy in front of me with a cowboy hat on. Now maybe it’s just me, but I thought that there was an unwritten rule that says, “take off your hat when you’re indoors.” I’m obviously not aware of cowboy hat rules in the NE area. What would I know? I’m only from THE COWBOY HAT wearing state. Us country girls don’t know anything about big city folk. Yeah right. 30,000 people is really a city. sheesh. . ..and then there was Mr.Charming right behind me. He’s the bastard son of Prince Charming. This guy would do a bird call in the middle of a song and then this weird cat screeching noise. Don’t ask. He also either had a breathing problem or my neck and left ear were in his way. hmmm. ..Adia asked me if I told him off. No. That’s why I keep Adia and Bekks around. They’re the ones who take care of me when someone needs to be put in their place. Adia suggested “That’s why you do the ‘grab and pull.’” Ummm. . yuck. Other than Mr. Dreamboat it was good. Unfortunately I missed the a Capella concert they had at JMG. That stinks. I told Adia to give any hot guys my number. Did she? No. I swear. . . . and she calls me a friend. I’d pick up a guy for her. I could always use one of my great lines like, “So you’re reading a book. You must be smart or something, huh?” or “Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?” How about? “Hey baby, I may not be a Flintstone, but I know how to rock your bed.” *wiping tear away* Soooo beautiful. I was checking my phone messages the other day. Yes. Shock. I know. (but what’s the point? I mean really. . all I get are forwards from Hilary, the house president and Emily, the RC of the house. Resident coordinator? RC Cola?) I actually got a real message! *gasp* I’m still surprised. This is the second real message I have gotten this year. One was from Emma earlier in February, and that wasn’t even off campus. Yes, I get wistful just thinking about it. . . . .someone I’m not related to actually wants to talk to me and they don’t even need to borrow a CD or money or find some obscure item, like the cap of their blue pen. *choking back tears* So I guess this means that I’ll have to wait until next year to get another real phone message. Of course, with Adia doing my message. . . “Hi, this is Mare Hardenbergher. I’m at the rodeo right now, if you’re a real cowboy leave me a message and I’ll get back to you. Yeehaw!” what kind of message can I expect. *shaking head* I swear. You’d think that when you let someone do your outgoing message for you they would at least remember to pick up a hot guy for you! It’s not like she doesn’t know my number. Friday. I come down for lunch and I’ve decided to go to the track and watch people jog around it and wistfully imagine myself jogging as well without having to stop every thirty seconds to catch my breath. And Batinah tells me that she’s going with her Spanish class to the Dalí exhibit in Hartford. Well I ended up going. I actually was all ready to go to the track. . . headphones, sports bra, . . . .I wasn’t even wearing real pants. Just spandex like pants only cloth. Got me? Not shiny. It ends up her professor is pretty cute. Very weird. The man can not drive. Although he’s not as scary as Adia. (Don’t huff at me Adia. Yes, I can hear you.You’re so cute.) He liked to sit with the van in reverse so that it would beep. Just to drive his students crazy. I thoroughly enjoyed it. If you think about it. There is no point in doing things like that if you don’t get a good reaction. That’s why I have to come up with new things for Adia all the time. Tonight, I convinced Lisa that I had been watching just the last ten minutes of about twenty movies instead of just watching one. Now that was funny. So back to Dalí. *drooling* I could have stayed there all day everyday until I wanted to heave I was so tired of Dalí. The man was crazy, but so talented. I wanted to get a calendar(I’m still working on last years. It’s bad news. Right now I’m on December because the days and numbers match up with March. . very sad. ), but they didn’t have any. (booo. . hissss. . .) I did get a poster though. It’s cool. Oh man. . I was in heaven. I really want to go back. It ends the 26th of March. hmmm. . . . So theoretically I could go back the Sunday I get back from Spring Break. . .or the Friday after I get back from Spring Break. The question is. How am I going to get there? Ah ha! If Adia had picked up a hot guy for me maybe he would have a had a sweet car and we could have gone. But no. Forget poor little lonely Mary. All she needed was a hot guy with a lot of money and a really cool car. I’m not asking for much. I don’t need a guy with personality. The less the personality the less likely that he would bother me at the museum. I’m not asking for a long term commitment here. Just a ride to the museum. Maybe a couple of hugs later. What’s a girl to do? Blame it on Adia. That’s what I’m doing. Good job. Thank you. Now for just a few random quotes that made me laugh. “Adia, will you rub my butt?” -Carrie (apparently Carrie has never had her butt rubbed and most likely never will by Adia, especially given her response, Carrie thinks it would feel good. .(which reminds me of Married with Children) “Hmmm. . I can’t remember it too well. .and it’s not funny the way I’m remembering it.”-Mark (I like this one because it’s so true of life. Especially mine. You laugh. . and when you try to tell someone else the joke they don’t think it’s funny because you didn’t tell it right. He obviously has more insight than I do.) (The quote he was trying to remember was from the Onion about the war in Chechnya) “I feel close to this issue on a personal level, as I have a next-door neighbor who is from a country I’ve never heard of and don’t care about.” Last but not least I must mention a little episode on Thursday night. There was senior pub over at Davis(the student center) and some a capella groups were singing there. Most notably, one from UMASS of the male species. I had almost forgotten what they were, but I do look them up on the internet and at the library in an encyclopedia to remind myself what one looked like. Rachel, today, came back from a conference and said, “there were guys there.” “Guys?” “yeah, you remember.” “hmmm” “They are hairy and have shorter hair cuts usually.” ahhhhh. . . Back to the story. . So we went and got squashed into a booth. They sang. . not too bad. I, of course made comments throughout, “Oh my gosh, I just love N’SYNC; that’s who they are right?.” As well as others. Emma kept threatening me. After we had decided who was the hottest. ..and that the guy with the undershirt on was from 98 degrees. . . A Smith group decided to thrill us with their voices. I begged Adia to let me out. Have mercy! But, again, no. I really need to redefine the word “friend”. They were better than last year, I have to say. I liked someone’s hat that looked like a frog. After they were finished Emma dragged me outside my my arm. .and then started throwing dirty snow at me. Alright. . I don’t think so. So I got two chunks of ice. This isn’t soft powdery stuff. It’s nasty hard ice. She sees this and runs back into Davis. The whole place is still full of people. I chunk one at her and miss. Alas. . .but I didn’t want to hit anyone else. I’m being careful! Adia starts helping Emma. .”Quick Emma. . I have her.” As she holds me back. What is that about? After about fifteen minutes of running in circles, dodging chairs and people. I land one on her foot. Emma runs into some girl leaving and she gets ticked at her. hahaha. . .Emma(to me)-”That girl got mad at you.” Adia-”No, she got mad at you, Emma.” Me-”hahahaha” :-) It’s a beautiful life. Now I know this was extremely long. . . but I did leave a lot out. Have a great day everyone. *big hug* ci vediamo -Mare