| Random The Simpsons™ Quotes |
One day after school, two daughters came home, both crying.
The mom
goes to the first one: "What's wrong?"
"All the kids at school
make fun of my big feet"
"That's okay, don't cry"
To the 2nd
daughter: "What's wrong?"
"My friends asked me to go on a skiing
trip on Saturday, but I can"t find my skis"
"It"s okay, you can use your
sister's shoes"
Tanner Jean
Q.How come a ghost can't have babies?
A.They have a hallow"weinie"
Q.How come gypsies can't have babies?
A.They have crystal "balls"
Tyler Tesmer
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