This just in from Texas....
 
A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.  
 
At a news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was taken 
outside by a large group of cowboys and they kicked his ass.



Why did Texas choose orange as their team color? 

You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.



Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Txes M&A Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny
iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in
the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can
sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn
mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as
a wlohe.