Answer: One.
ONE!!
And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb.
They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT.
They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs
despite the fact that they've been in the
SAME CUPBOARD for the past 10 YEARS!!
But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs,
2 DAYS LATER, the chair that they dragged from two rooms over
to stand on to change the stupid light bulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE
@*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?!
BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED
FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP
THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE.
THE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...
