handguns -vs- women
Top 10 reasons why handguns are better than women
TOP TEN REASONS WHY HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
10. You can trade an old .44 for two new.22's.
9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.
8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he
will be impressed and usually will let you try it.
7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.
5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"
2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN:
1. You can buy a silencer
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