Bagman
: |
And you're absolutely correct. The answer, according
to Dumbledore's sources, is the forests of Albania. |
Jordan
: |
Transylvania, Algeria, and Turkey, on the other hand, are known for
having harbored vampires, contraband wizarding goods, and dragon smugglers
in the past. |
Bagman : |
Ah, well, that explains a lot. Such as why some breeds of dragons appear
to have turkey feathers on their wings. |
Jordan : |
No. It's Turkey the country, not the bird. They're two entirely different
things. Turkey. You know, as in Istanbul, Turkey. It has nothing whatsoever
to do with poultry. |
Bagman : |
If you say so. But I still say that Swedish Shortsnout newborns look
a bit like a turkey. |
Jordan : |
Yeah, well, you just try and get close enough to a Swedish Shortsnout
to tell him that, and we'll see who ends up looking like a turkey. |
Bagman : |
Are you implying that I couldn't stand up to a Swedish Shortsnout if
I had to? |
Jordan : |
I'm not implying anything. I'm stating it outright. If you ever met
a Shortsnout face to face, you'd come away looking like last year's Christmas
dinner! |
Bagman : |
Oh yeah? Wanna bet? |
Jordan : |
I'd stake my reputation as Hogwarts' finest sports announcer on it!
I'll even go so far as to predict the score right now: Shortsnout - 150;
Baggyman - Zip! And you'll need that zip for when they place your french
fried remains in a body bag! |
Bagman : |
French fried remains? How dare you! |
Jordan : |
Wanna make something of it? |
Bagman : |
Oh I'll make something of it all right. I'll french fry your... |
McGonagall: |
GENTLEMEN!! COULD WE PLEASE JUST GET ON WITH THE GAME?!!! |
Jordan : |
Certainly, Professor. Sorry... |
Bagman : |
Ahem. Of course, Professor McGonagall. We are professionals, after
all. |
Jordan : |
But professionals at what, that's the question. |
Bagman : |
What was that? |
Jordan : |
I said here's the next question: |