Yeehaw
So, I?m feeling guilty about the blog below this one. I wasn't beating up on Texas. I love Texas. Anyone who knows me knows that I?m like the number one Texas chick who is always telling people how wonderful it is. (Though there was a brief period of time when I was going to move so I could go to school in Oklahoma?but I?m past that phase.)
Anyway, here are some reasons I think Texas Kicks Ass!
1. The wildflowers are stunning in the Spring.
2. You can camp here year round.
3. If you want to taste what BBQ was like before the fall of man, head to Luling, Texas. Best BBQ in the world!
4. The ?He needed killing? defense.
5. Cowboys.
6. Cowboy butts. *girn*
7. State Pride.
8. No state income tax.
9. Our state flag is awesome.
10. Thanksgiving means the Aggies vs. the Longhorns.
11. Owning wire cutters is still illegal.
12. Bonfire banned at Texas A&M so students protest by having it anyway?this time, totally unsupervised.
13. Guns
14. Lonestar Beer.
15. Shiner Bock.
16. Road trips rock?and you don?t ever have to leave the state.
17. It?s God?s Country.
18. Our cops wear cowboy hats.
19. Entertaining news stories.
20. Lots of Military men stationed here. (Woohoo, Men in uniform.)
21. Spitting in public places is acceptable.
22. Country Music bars.
23. Western Music bars.
24. It?s socially known that ?country? & ?western? are two different types of music.
25. We know how good Mexican food tastes.
26. People here know that ?all y?all? is the proper plural form of ?y?all?.
27. You have to be going more than 8 miles over the speed limit before a cop is going to pull you over.
28. Having boobs generally gets you out of tickets from State Troopers.
29. Texas swang.
30. Robert Earl Keen.
31. Most people know all the words to ?Up Against the Wall Redneck Mother? by the time they graduate from high school.
32. Until recent Supreme Court decision, sodomy was still illegal!
33. Blue Bell Ice Cream