Now this has nothing to do with the war in Iraq, but to do with Saddam Hussein; actually, Saddam Hussein and Joseph Stalin. Am I the only one who’s realized that they are the exact same person!?! They look alike, they are/were both “evil” dictators, and (here comes the shocker) THEY WERE NEVER SEEN IN THE SAME PLACE TOGETHER! Duh nuh naaaa……… Think about it, after Stalin “died” he moved to Iraq to become President and dictator to start over his plans for world domination. Soon there will be another evil man/dictator with the same face and mustache. Maybe he is a demon or something who keeps faking his death every time he loses control/power just so he can start anew. I can’t believe no one has realized this but me! If I never make a post again that is because I am dead and Stalin/Saddam has killed me! You, my loyal readers must spread the word! Tell everyone you know and even those you don’t know! He must be stopped! He is a madman! Wrap your minds around this: Have you or anyone you know, seen Stalin or Saddam’s corpse or seen them die? No! That is because he has never died and they are the same person! No, no, no….. Lenin’s corpse doesn’t count. Neither does your grandparent’s. I am so on to something I am possibly saving the world from the tyranny of some sort of evil spirit who keeps reincarnating as dictators with bad mustaches. I know what you are thinking: Hitler had a bad mustache. Hitler’s was a different style, but it would make sense that he was in control of Stalin and Hitler in case one lost power he still had the other one, but they don’t look as similar as Saddam and Stalin. Hitler is a possibility, but not definite like Stalin and Saddam. We must seal Stalin/Saddam in a space ship and send him off into space to be rid of him forever! Or like in Superman we could put them in a crystal glass window thingy and send him spinning off into space. And next time you think about growing a mustache, just think: Why do I want a mustache? Am I really thinking this? Is someone/something compelling me to grow a mustache so that he can enslave my body and take over the world with it? I just hope you do, because if you try and take over the world while I’m around, that’s bad news for you buddy!
