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Da Tnk n da Warthg Geep r jst to of da tree drvble vchls n bth Mltplyr n sngle plyr mod

uv aL ben tld tht ts da bst gMme on Xbx by vrYon, yur mAts, da Stre clRk, evn yUr Grndmthr's iN on iT, bt waT mks it so gd?

plt:8/10
da yeer is 2552, u r da mSstr chf, da lst of da sPrTn2, a hUumn creAtd cybRg, creAtd wth nly 1 mision, prtct humnty frm ts enmis, da CvNnt. Da plt n hlo s a mrvl, It wll gt U hookd n it, dieng 2 kep plyng. ts mny twsts n Trns onli ad on ths extrodinry expince. Whn u strt plyNg, ul thnk tht ths s jus gona b runnig frew lvls, wrekng vngnce on mnknds fnticl enmis, DA COVNNT. U CODNT B MOR WRNG. BY dA eNd f dA lSt lvl, u wlL hvE seed hgE, batls btWen to f da for rAces. DIs s ON OF Da BSt PlTs tHt s evR 2 com oT f a gaMe yt.!!!!1111


ow t loKs/suNd: 8/10
Da mmnt U frSt C DA PlR f AuTum thUdrNg tS wy acRss Da SCREN U CAN T3L TAHT THIS ISNT GONG 2 B A M3SY AFARE!111 OMG WHEN I START3D PLAYNG APON DA FIRST L3VEL I WAS MAEZD AT HOW MUCH DETALE BUNGEI HAEV PUT IN2 3V3RY SNGL3 MARIEN ALEIN AND ANVIRONMENT1!!11 LOL IM YET 2 FIND A SNGLE GRAPHICAL FAULT IN HALO THOUGH SAYNG THIS U WIL OFTEN FIND UR RUNNG PAST DA SME MARIENS OVER AND OVER AS W3L AS TEH LEVEL ANVIRONMENTS BNG OFTAN RAPAAETD!!!! WTF LOL DA SOUND IS A MASTERPEIC3 THOUGH WIT DOLBY DIGITAL 511!1!11 LOL SUROUND SOUND U B FULY PLUNGED IN2 A FANTASTIC SCOR3 OF SOUND DA MUSIC IS FITNG FOR EVERY L3V3L TENS3 WAR ANTH3MS BAT AS U R 3SCAPNG FROM DA FINAL L3VEL WHIEL CALM SCORES PLAY AS U LAND APON A BATIFUL TROPICAL ISLAND IN A S3ARCH FOR DA SIELNT CAR2GRAPH3R!!!1! WTF DA MARIENS AL HAEV INDIVIDUAL ACENTS WHICH AD REAL CHARACTAR 2 TH3M




uR frndli LcAl MrNE SQd!!!111

GMEPLAY9/10
OK11!! WTF LOL SO HAVNG A NIEC PLOT IS AL W3L AND GOD AND TEH GRAPHICS R A NIEC 2UCH BUT HOW DO3S IT PLAY??!!!? OMG WTF LOL WEL FROM DA MOMANT U ST3P OUT OF DA STASIS CHMBR U RAALIES TAHT THIS ISNT G3N3RIC SHOTER400 THIS IS SOMETHNG SPECIAL1!!!!11 LOL TEH WAY ALEINS WIL DIEV OUT OF DA WAY AT TEH SIGHT OF AN INCOMNG GRENAED DA WAY TEH MARIENS WIL CHER WHAN TH3Y SE U SNIPNG OUT AN 3LIET1!11! OK SO THEYRE R LARG3 PARTS OF NOTHNGNES BUT TEH ACTION NEARLY MAEKS UP FOR TAHT111!!11 OMG UNLIEK MOST SHOTERS U CANT JUST STAND THEYRE AS WAEV AFTAR WAEV OF HENCHM3N THROW THERE LIEVS AT U U HAEV 2 THINK ON UR FET AND BNG ONLY ABLA 2 CARY TWO WEAPONS UR GONG 2 HAEV 2 THINK ABOUT WUT CUD HAPAN ASWEL AS WUT IS HAPANNG

MULTIPLAEYR IS TRU3LY AWSOME11!1! WTF W3ATHAR PLAYNG S3RIOUSLY OR SENG HOW MANY TANKS U CAN STAK UP IT IS ALOT OF FUN!1111! WTF SOMA OF DA MOR3 POWARFUL WAAPONS HAEV BEN 2N3D DOWN FOR A SLIGHTLY MORA AQUAL MATCH BUT IT IS STIL AXTREMELY FUN1!!!11!1 WTF U WIL B YELNG AT UR FREINDS 2 COMA AND RESCU3 U FROM MAH TANKS U WIL B LAUGHNG AT UR FOES AS U FILT HEIR SCREN WIT TEH SHINNG BLU3 OF A GRANAED STUK 2 THERE FAEC!1!! OMG U WIL CRY AS UR WARTHOG WIT 2 MAETS GETS HIT BY AN MAH ROKET !!!11 OMG WTF LOL



2TAL1!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL SCORA 8/10- A GREAT GME THOUGH NOT P3RF3CTION DUA 2 A FEW MINOR NIGLES

OMGOMGOMG!!!111 RvEw By Hbo, aSo scrWd up bi Hbo