Hobo: Hello, and welcome to what could quite be this year's biggest gaming interview. Joining me today are three of Gaming's most known figures. First off, there's Sam Fisher of Splinter Cell fame.

Sam: Hello there.

Hobo: Then there's Solid Snake from the Metal Gear Series.

Snake: *Into Codec* so Meryl, what are you wearing?.... Wow, I bet you can see right through those.....

Hobo: Errrm, and swiftly moving on, Master Chief of Halo Fame.

MC: *Throws mic to the floor* Sorry, I had to leave it behind so I could carry these lovely pink sheets, these are so soft...come on have a feel.

Sam: Don't mind if I do...

Hobo: ....Ok, so anyway, Snake, after Raiden's staring role in Metal Gear Solid 2, do you get the feeling that Konomi are trying to get rid of you?

Snake: *Into codec* No Otacon, I'm busy Friday, yeah, and I think Meryl's getting suspicious...

Hobo: Oh dear, I guess we can edit that out..., anyway Sam, can you give an idea of what we have in store in Pandora Tommorow?

Sam: Sure, This time it's going to be a 2D side scrolling beat 'em up. You get a choice of one playable charcter, me, with only one attack that does such a small amount of damage it takes two hits just to knock them unconcious. But of course there are powerups....

Hobo: And what can you tell us of these powerups?

Sam: Well first off there's a pistol, which does a tiny amount of damage, requiring five shots to take down even a retiring Security Guard. Then there's the Automatic Weapon, which is exactly the same except it takes five minutes to draw and can fire in "Waste of bullets" mode.

Hobo: Wow that sounds errr, good. Now Masterchief...

MC: Call me Veronica

Hobo: Ok then Veronica, can you tell me one thing, when you were fighting off the covenant on Halo, what do you think was your driving force that helped you complete your mission?

MC... I mean Veroncia: Well, if I had to chose one thing, It'd be those cute little grunts, after a hard day killing marines, I like nothing more than to go back to my little semi-detached house with my little grunt husband, Fred and my two little grunty kids, Keith and Shaun.

Sam: Awww that's so cute! Do you have any photos of them?

Snake:*Into Codec* Hello, Is Raiden there? Ok, I'll hold..... Hello Raiden, I'd watch your back from now on, you thought it would be very clever to steal my limelight in MGS2, but it only earned you a target on your back my friend.....

Veronica: And that's when Keith was two, see he's running away from his first Marine...

Sam: Awww, I love his little plasma pistol... Oh by the way Veronica, where did you get those earings from? They are just Georgeous! And I must say, I love what you've done with your hair, how on earth did you get it so wavey?

Hobo: Jesus Christ It's a nuthouse here, end transmission....